was standing near a patrol car, according to a police report.Posted on 10/04/2014 11:30:21 AM PDT by Stoat
OCTOBER 3--A Massachusetts woman is facing narcotics charges after police discovered heroin and painkillers hidden underneath a prosthetic derrièreenhancement that the suspect told cops she wore because, “I don’t have a butt.”
Following a traffic stop last month in Buzzards Bay, police arrested Jill Roy, 33, when a bag containing various pills fell from her pants leg as she was standing near a patrol car, according to a police report.
Upon being transported to the Bourne Police Department for booking, Roy admitted ownership of a one-ounce bag of marijuana found inside the 2005 Volkswagen Jetta she was driving. Roy’s passenger, Jennifer Johnson, 32, was arrested on several outstanding warrants.
The police report--which alternately describes Roy as unemployed and working at Dunkin’ Donuts--notes that she has a “very lengthy criminal record” including collars for “possession and distribution of illegal narcotics.” Roy, cops added, is currently on probation for drug possession.
During a search of Roy during the September 16 booking process, Officer Nicole Bevilacqua “observed her underwear have a hard exterior.” Asked what kind of underwear she had on, Roy replied, “I don’t have a butt so I wear these and another pair of underwear under it.”
After Bevilacqua directed her to “take off the hard exterior underwear,” Roy “became visibly upset,” the report states. After asking several times why she had to remove the buttocks prosthesis, Roy relented and removed the item. Bevilacqua then spotted a “large bulge” in her other pair of underwear.
Bevilacqua “advised Roy to pull her underwear away from her body so the items could be removed,” police reported. Investigators then removed two plastic baggies containing a total of 13 Oxycodone pills and a bag containing $350 of heroin.
Sgt. Brandon Esip, a police spokesperson, told TSG that the prosthetic device was not included among the evidence seized by officers. The item, Esip said, appears to be “sold as a pair of underwear with a hard back on it.” He added that it was apparently designed to “enhance the rear end.”
Police described the 5’ 7”, 115-pound Roy as “skinny.” She is the mother of three young children, whose names she has tattooed on her body.
Charged with a variety of felony and misdemeanor narcotics charges, Roy is being held at the Barnstable County jail in lieu of $5000 bail. (5 pages)
She is the mother of three young children, whose names she has tattooed on her body.
After a more thorough search, Officers also found a little crack.
Dat junk in yo trunk always get you in trouble! ;)
This can't be the case. I'm told on FR that half the people in prison are there because they were caught with a single marihuana cigarette. I doubt they'd be lighter on those holding heroin.
She is the mother of three young children, whose names she has tattooed on her body.
I'll bet it's because she can't remember them due to all the drugs she takes.
Did she claim it wasn’t her butt?
“If the butt don’t fit, you got to aquit.”
I still haven’t processed “butt prosthesis”
She looks like she has edzackery disease.
If it ain’t her ***,
You gotta give her a pass.
D.A.: “Now remember, Ms. Roy, you’re under oath…”
Roy: “I . Love . Big . Butts ... and I cannot lie!”
The perp?
Talk about having to take a dump at the wrong time!
I’m terrible at photoshop. Otherwise I would have written it as Drugmomidium.
That’s not prosthetic, that is pathetic.
The Cape is loaded with lowlifes nowadays.
I'm very sorry to hear that. The woman in this article is certainly no Lady, and her children....ANY child, deserves far better.
The coarsening of our culture continues, with few if any places left near major metro areas, and many rural areas where decent peoples' lives don't have to be sullied with this sort of thing on a regular basis. I suppose this is one of many benefits of gated communities but unfortunately I'm not in a position to be able to afford that sort of life and so I and most other people need to find a way to live a life with the sort of quality that we want and yet can afford.
Best wishes to you and other Freeper Patriots in the hope that we can all find a good balance of a quality, yet affordable life while we work toward making America a better place, despite the efforts of the Left to tear it all down.
"sigh"
(getting down off of soapbox now) ;-)
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