[Stoat]

There's frequently a very sad side to insane stories like this one:

She is the mother of three young children, whose names she has tattooed on her body.

[Stoat]

Website comment:

After a more thorough search, Officers also found a little crack.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Dat junk in yo trunk always get you in trouble! ;)

[a fool in paradise]

--notes that she has a “very lengthy criminal record” including collars for “possession and distribution of illegal narcotics.” Roy, cops added, is currently on probation for drug possession.

This can't be the case. I'm told on FR that half the people in prison are there because they were caught with a single marihuana cigarette. I doubt they'd be lighter on those holding heroin.

[Mastador1]

There's frequently a very sad side to insane stories like this one:

She is the mother of three young children, whose names she has tattooed on her body.

I'll bet it's because she can't remember them due to all the drugs she takes.

[Ronald_Magnus]

Did she claim it wasn’t her butt?

“If the butt don’t fit, you got to aquit.”

[builder]

The judge will no doubt tell her - “ No butts about it. You are guilty.”

[Slump Tester]

She looks like she has edzackery disease.

[RightGeek]

[mowowie]

The Cape is loaded with lowlifes nowadays.