Chinese medical student died of heart attack...when he made fourth donation to sperm bank in a week

Daily Mail [UK] ^ | 12 September 2014 | Matthew Blake

[Slings and Arrows]

A Chinese medical student died of a heart attack while looking at a 'sexy magazine' in a sperm bank - on his fourth visit to the centre in just over a week.

Zheng Gang, 23, was found dead in a private booth of a fertility clinic at Wuhan University after nurses noticed he was spending longer than usual producing his sample.

Two hours after he first entered the cubicle, medics broke in to find him lying unconscious on the floor.

Despite frantic efforts to resuscitate him where he lay, doctors pronounced him dead at the scene.

[Darksheare]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XFv4d_l2Ypo

[Mark17]

Now, I wonder if they are going to discard his sperm, because it seems this man was not an ideal genetic donor.

They need to dump it in a hurry. He obviously did not measure up and beside, I suspect they might have more donors than they know what to do with.

[Darksheare]

I’m the ghost of typos past, and future.

[Vaquero]

” Physician wank thyself”

[Vaquero]

When the mods wake up they’ll probably pull it.

Well let's hope it don't kill them.

[Darksheare]

http://youtu.be/LgHk9d3-UKU

[Las Vegas Dave]

Apparently "Zheng Gang" is Chinese for "Lazamataz."

Laz would HIT it? Don't think so..!

[wastoute]

Come and gone...ashes to ashes...dust to dust. We hardly knew ye.

[capt. norm]

But it didn’t make him go blind.

[Joe 6-pack]

He can’t see any more...

[Wage Slave]

They have fertility clinics in China? Interesting.

[Smokin' Joe]

Yep

[PghBaldy]

It is China after all, they’ll probably double the price and change the label.

[Vaquero]

http://l.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/anOmDkORFxv6wNaZtmmT2A—/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD01NDc7dz00MDA-/http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixodkOH9i1qgbmhxo1_400.jpg.cf.jpg

[exit82]

Would it be inappropriate to say he died doing what he loved?

[edpc]

Some interpretations have “Zhen Gang” translate to “Harry Palmer.”

[njslim]

Zheng Gang, 23, was found dead in a private booth of a fertility clinic at Wuhan University

Gang now Gone.......!!!!!

[MasterGunner01]

In days gone by, the old saying was that serial masturbation caused one to go blind. So now a 23-year old Chinese medical student becomes an over achiever and dies of a heart attack at a fertility clinic? Going from blindness to dead is hardly an improvement — or am I missing something?

[Pearls Before Swine]

Maybe I’m a legend in my own distant memory, but four a week seems eminently doable at the age of 23. /S

In any event, I’d expect abrasions to limit his activity before his heart gave out, and I’d expect that regardless of age.

[a fool in paradise]

Died donating to a sperm bank?

NO DARWIN AWARD FOR YOU!