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Oblivion - Live action Wall-E with Tom Cruise
avatar - basically a sci-fi cowboys and indians flick (big blue ones) that takes place on another planet
This reminds me of something similar in National Lampoon ages ago. One I remember was “Man feigns insanity to escape penal institution; finds out the Indian can talk, and dies.”
OMG!
I'm pregnant!
I wonder who did it?
Rambo: rednecks hassle Viet vet, die horribly
Rambo II: there’s still money in this franchise
Rocky: chump chomps champ
Rocky XLLVI: there’s no money left in this franchise
Expendables: so let’s start a new one ...
We Were Soldiers: Charge of the Light Brigade with helicopters
Apocalypse Now: Heart of Darkness with helicopters
... or Coppola does Vietnam
... or Marlin Brando is bald, fat, and mumbles a lot in the dark
Van Helsing: sucks to be Dracula
Dracula: sucks to be him
Animal House: No, YOUR fraternity was NOT just like this
Porky’s: Dorks with hardons
The Longest Day: even on crutches, the Duke kicks butt
A Bridge Too Far: Yep. It was.
Magnificent Seven: Samurai aren’t all Japanese
The Great Escape: Steve McQueen jumps a fence
The Godfather: The son of an Italian immigrant outwits his business rivals in post war America.
THE MALTESE FALCON
Dame in distress hires detective to find missing bird. Gets framed for murder.
These are movie reviews as written by lawyers.
2001: A Space Odyssey Singing, Chess playing, computer on spaceship kills crew. Dave sees stars.
TRON
Stunning 8 bit graphics.
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Treasure seekers and a fortune in gold dust get blown away. Director's father gets to dance.
The Poseidon Adventure
New wave cinema overturns expectations for a lovely cruise.
The Longest Day
Some British and American soldiers decide to visit France. Germans object. Gun play ensues.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
The President and a street smart ex-con go for a night out on the town in the Big Apple, and meet a crazy cast of characters along the way!