Why, sure! The kids'll love replacing chocolate with kale chips. And hey, be sure your roasting stick is the proper length. Come to think of it, is it safe to use a real wood stick? Or for that matter, a real FIRE?!?
1 posted on
09/05/2014 5:40:48 PM PDT by
workerbee
To: workerbee
It’s actually good timing, because my chocolate ration was just increased to 20 grams from 30 grams.
2 posted on
09/05/2014 5:41:41 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
("Harvey Dent, can we trust him?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBsdV--kLoQ)
To: workerbee
They’re as dumb as rocks. Replacing chocolate with fruit doesn’t “cut down on sugar.” Fruit is full of fructose, and dark chocolate, with its fat content and antioxidants, is a better choice.
Nobody’s taking my Dove from me...
3 posted on
09/05/2014 5:43:35 PM PDT by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: workerbee
To heck with the fruit. Add pine cones!
4 posted on
09/05/2014 5:43:36 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(America is not a refugee camp or woman's shelter for illegals! It's my home! !)
To: workerbee
The Forest Service.
Really?
5 posted on
09/05/2014 5:44:47 PM PDT by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Plea$e $upport Free Republic.)
To: workerbee
Well thank goodness for the US Forest Service rescuing us from the wrong way to do marshmallows over a campfire.
Because in our ignorant mere Citizen state, we had no idea there WAS a right way to do it.
FORWARD!
.
6 posted on
09/05/2014 5:48:25 PM PDT by
TLI
( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA <i>Besides the loss of weapons, I hear of numerous accidental dischar)
To: workerbee
The wookie now works for the forest service? Last week she was the cafeteria lady, now she is ranger mike ... she sure gets around.
8 posted on
09/05/2014 5:52:23 PM PDT by
doc1019
To: workerbee
Someone needs to put “pajama boy” with a fruit s’more sitting around a campfire... Extolling the virtures of being an Obamabot....
11 posted on
09/05/2014 5:57:13 PM PDT by
Popman
(Jesus Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
To: workerbee
Dogs banned. Firearms banned. Chocolate banned. Wait - what???
12 posted on
09/05/2014 5:57:56 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
To: workerbee
Keep the chocolate and add bacon!
Tell 'em TigersEye said it was OK. ;-)
15 posted on
09/05/2014 6:10:02 PM PDT by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
To: workerbee
hey - there was another thread on this earlier today...so in case you missed it: if you use an Oreo instead of graham cracker, you have a s’moreo! nomnom!
17 posted on
09/05/2014 6:12:12 PM PDT by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: workerbee
They can pry my s’mores from my warm sticky fingers.
Molon labe!
18 posted on
09/05/2014 6:21:26 PM PDT by
Lorianne
(fedgov, taxporkmoney)
To: workerbee
“Grill thin slices of pineapple and substitute chocolate for the sweet, warm fruit.”
What’s the worth in grilling the pineapple if you are going to substitute the chocolate for it?
To: workerbee
Krazy for Krackel!.. It's back!!!!
To: workerbee
That’s not s’mores. That’s s’fewers.
21 posted on
09/05/2014 6:34:02 PM PDT by
BykrBayb
(Gettin' old ain't for sissies. ~ Þ)
To: workerbee
On second thought, it’s s’nones.
22 posted on
09/05/2014 6:35:04 PM PDT by
BykrBayb
(Gettin' old ain't for sissies. ~ Þ)
To: workerbee
To: workerbee
The USFS. Another Fedzilla agency of largesse that needs to disappear.
29 posted on
09/05/2014 7:18:46 PM PDT by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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