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Is nothing sacred? Forest Service says drop chocolate, add fruit to your s'mores
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| 9/5/14
| Todd Starnes
Posted on 09/05/2014 5:40:48 PM PDT by workerbee
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Why, sure! The kids'll love replacing chocolate with kale chips. And hey, be sure your roasting stick is the proper length. Come to think of it, is it safe to use a real wood stick? Or for that matter, a real FIRE?!?
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:40:48 PM PDT
by
workerbee
To: workerbee
It’s actually good timing, because my chocolate ration was just increased to 20 grams from 30 grams.
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:41:41 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
("Harvey Dent, can we trust him?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBsdV--kLoQ)
To: workerbee
They’re as dumb as rocks. Replacing chocolate with fruit doesn’t “cut down on sugar.” Fruit is full of fructose, and dark chocolate, with its fat content and antioxidants, is a better choice.
Nobody’s taking my Dove from me...
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:43:35 PM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: workerbee
To heck with the fruit. Add pine cones!
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:43:36 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(America is not a refugee camp or woman's shelter for illegals! It's my home! !)
To: workerbee
The Forest Service.
Really?
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:44:47 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Plea$e $upport Free Republic.)
To: workerbee
Well thank goodness for the US Forest Service rescuing us from the wrong way to do marshmallows over a campfire.
Because in our ignorant mere Citizen state, we had no idea there WAS a right way to do it.
FORWARD!
.
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:48:25 PM PDT
by
TLI
( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA <i>Besides the loss of weapons, I hear of numerous accidental dischar)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
I KNOW!
The freakin’ Forest Service is now a nutritionist?!?! Oyy. Stop the world, I want to get off.
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:48:54 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
To: workerbee
The wookie now works for the forest service? Last week she was the cafeteria lady, now she is ranger mike ... she sure gets around.
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:52:23 PM PDT
by
doc1019
To: workerbee
I’m sure that the Forest Service got plenty of ammo in the government mass-buying program to back up their ‘request(s)’...
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:55:32 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Plea$e $upport Free Republic.)
To: CatherineofAragon
It looks like DU has been busy adding comments. Good grief. Libs are just sad, sad people.
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:56:14 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
To: workerbee
Someone needs to put “pajama boy” with a fruit s’more sitting around a campfire... Extolling the virtures of being an Obamabot....
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:57:13 PM PDT
by
Popman
(Jesus Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
To: workerbee
Dogs banned. Firearms banned. Chocolate banned. Wait - what???
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posted on
09/05/2014 5:57:56 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
To: CatherineofAragon
You sound like you know s’mores so what is correct?
A gram cracker, a flaming marshmellow, a Hershey bar,
then another cracker? (traditional)
Or can you have a gram cracker a flaming marshmellow,
a hersey bar, and another marshmellow and cracker
OR
a gram cracker, a Hershey bar, a flaming marshmellow,
then ANOTHER Hershey bar, and then a cracker?
Which is best???
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posted on
09/05/2014 6:02:07 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: workerbee
"@JHMSDCA If they didn't have nutrition programs, you'd be screaming, "Obama doesn't care about nutrition!!!"" Obama has no place putting his nose into "nutrition"....neither does his moose of a wife.
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posted on
09/05/2014 6:03:32 PM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: workerbee
Keep the chocolate and add bacon!
Tell 'em TigersEye said it was OK. ;-)
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posted on
09/05/2014 6:10:02 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
To: tet68
Third option! More chocolate is always best.
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posted on
09/05/2014 6:10:46 PM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: workerbee
hey - there was another thread on this earlier today...so in case you missed it: if you use an Oreo instead of graham cracker, you have a s’moreo! nomnom!
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posted on
09/05/2014 6:12:12 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: workerbee
They can pry my s’mores from my warm sticky fingers.
Molon labe!
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posted on
09/05/2014 6:21:26 PM PDT
by
Lorianne
(fedgov, taxporkmoney)
To: workerbee
“Grill thin slices of pineapple and substitute chocolate for the sweet, warm fruit.”
What’s the worth in grilling the pineapple if you are going to substitute the chocolate for it?
To: workerbee
Krazy for Krackel!.. It's back!!!!
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