Posted on 09/05/2014 3:26:46 PM PDT by TLI
North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun North Korea sends a 17-year-old man to the Sun, a journey that took just four hours
By: Anthony Garreffa
This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.
A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
They’re good - the landing module has air conditioning.
And he was traveling down, not up.
Easer that way... better gas mileage too.
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“My neighbor said he was the first sun visitor and I wish he was kidding.”
A little too much “chemical sunshine” in his past?
Why travel that far when you could just fly to the sunset and hop on right before it goes into the ocean?
A hot summer night in the bar downstairs at the Hotel Pwong...
Da mn. Why did we not think of that.
LOL
Is he going to become part of a S’More? Problem - no one else up there to check it out.
Past and present.
Past and present.
Glorious leader has once again humiliated America!
Not what I heard. They say its not that bad as it is a dry heat.
Good. I was hoping they had at least a window unit.
Dear leader fathered the entire 2010 Chinese Olympic diving team!
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