Hockey Puck-Size Product To Save Your Life

gear junkie ^ | 9-2-2014 | Stephen Regenold

[Citizen Zed]

For the pocket prepper...

[headstamp 2]

I want the larger one that has the 45 Automatic.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

*SMIRK* :)

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Prepper Ping-A-Ling? Your call. :)

[chulaivn66]

I want the one with the pull ring and pin.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Needs chocolate. If I’m going to ‘survive’ there had BETTER be some chocolate in the kit for after the hand to hand combat. Maybe a cigarette or two, too.

Throw a few condoms in there and I will RULE THE WORLD, post-apocalypse, LOL! ;)

[jiggyboy]

Oh thank God. I was thinking it was something designed for men to use on first dates to keep from breaking wind.

[bicyclerepair]

Would be easier to patronize this company if it were not in a $#itty state run by a crook who stole the election. Isn’t WA one state where they found ballots in someone’s trunk for the gov’s election? (besides MN)

[Redcitizen]

Here’s an oldie but goodie prep list:

“Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find:

- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine,
vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”

[RedStateRocker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwW7RaPO_g

Dr Strangelove survival kit scene ....

[lacrew]

A co-worker put a kit like this together with his kid....father son project.

Then his kid brought it to school to show it off.

That little knife - police were called, reports were filed...yada yada....

[RedStateRocker]

Talk about GMTA.... you posted this while I was posting the clip :-)

[editor-surveyor]

Gimmick!!!!

There’s a sucker born every second.

[left that other site]

You could have a great weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!

[djf]

I have “Survival in a can”

It’s a small can the same size as a tuna fish can, but filled with survival goodies.

[KarlInOhio]

- One issue of prophylactics

No, I said survival Puck.

[editor-surveyor]

Post apocalypse, Yeshua will rule the world, with his elect.

[Pelham]

Slim Pickens rules!

[chulaivn66]

I can’t answer that from memory and I’m really busy reloading ammunition in preparation for any emergency that might call for suppressing fire of long duration. After that I’m sharpening bayonets and knives. I’ll get back to you if I ever finish preps.

[right way right]

Hey, it's got one of those redneck GPS things.
A compass.
Gotta have something for a no satellite situation I suppose.