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Someone had to post this, and since you were all standing around with your hands in your pockets, I stepped up.

You're welcome. (Straight to the Smoky Backroom.

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Obviously, more money is needed for sex education .........

1 posted on 09/01/2014 9:36:28 PM PDT by spodefly
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Who did the diagram? Picasso?
36 posted on 09/01/2014 10:46:25 PM PDT by Dogbert41 (Up yours IRS!)
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A Baby Boy and a Baby Girl are sitting on the Floor.

The Baby Boy pulls open the front of his Diaper, looks down and says to the Baby Girl, hey you don’t have one of these.

The Baby Girl pulls open the front of her Diaper, looks down and says, with one of these I can get 100 of those.


40 posted on 09/01/2014 11:04:57 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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“Bottom”.


41 posted on 09/01/2014 11:27:57 PM PDT by Born to Conserve
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The virgin diaries...


42 posted on 09/01/2014 11:31:34 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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45 posted on 09/01/2014 11:35:43 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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46 posted on 09/01/2014 11:37:39 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Maybe if they said, “Va-Jay-Jay” instead of “vagina”... That seems to be the modern pop term...


48 posted on 09/01/2014 11:42:55 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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49 posted on 09/01/2014 11:47:35 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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51 posted on 09/01/2014 11:52:47 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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Ping


61 posted on 09/02/2014 12:31:59 AM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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64 posted on 09/02/2014 2:56:21 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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How many could find their mouths?

(ducking for cover)


65 posted on 09/02/2014 3:38:38 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fictional)
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A rose by any other name, would smell as sweet.


68 posted on 09/02/2014 4:39:07 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
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Oh, wait...

71 posted on 09/02/2014 5:51:44 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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I think Laz would definitely be available to help show them. In fact, he probably already has a lesson plan put together as we speak.


73 posted on 09/02/2014 6:53:52 AM PDT by CodeToad (Romney is a raisin cookie looking for chocolate chip cookie votes.)
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79 posted on 09/02/2014 7:15:47 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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I wonder what percentage of men can find a vagina on a woman?


90 posted on 09/02/2014 9:43:20 AM PDT by lafroste (matthewharbert.wix.com/matthew-harbert)
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Young women surveyed: “we don’t need to know where it is! Guys find it just fine.”


93 posted on 09/02/2014 10:08:29 AM PDT by Yaelle
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That survey appears to validate an old expression, “so stupid they couldn’t find their own ass with both hands”.


94 posted on 09/02/2014 10:54:12 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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Maybe they should have used some less "medical" terms?

-PJ

96 posted on 09/02/2014 12:23:01 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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