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Someone had to post this, and since you were all standing around with your hands in your pockets, I stepped up.

You're welcome. (Straight to the Smoky Backroom.

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Obviously, more money is needed for sex education .........

1 posted on 09/01/2014 9:36:28 PM PDT by spodefly
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Pockets?


2 posted on 09/01/2014 9:38:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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JUST guessing the other half could probably locate it by its myriad nicknames.


3 posted on 09/01/2014 9:40:45 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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A vagina?


4 posted on 09/01/2014 9:41:47 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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Line up over here ladies. I think I can help with this one.


5 posted on 09/01/2014 9:42:52 PM PDT by Sivad (NorCal red turf)
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I don’t think anyone asked why women should know about vaginas anyway!


6 posted on 09/01/2014 9:43:33 PM PDT by sagar
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When you see all those women on Maury who obviously have not idea how their reproductive system works and thus have no idea who the daddy is, it’s obvious they’re not being talk what it takes to get pregnant.


7 posted on 09/01/2014 9:44:59 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
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Well thank you! I was just waiting for my chance to opine as to the cause of this, which is IMO, the common usage of the term to refer to the external female genitalia, properly called the pudendum. But who has heard of that? It’s much of a muchness.


8 posted on 09/01/2014 9:45:56 PM PDT by dr_lew
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Likewise, only 50% of men with beer bellies were able to locate their privates.


9 posted on 09/01/2014 9:46:58 PM PDT by MNDude
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I wonder how many said that it was just north of North Carolina.


10 posted on 09/01/2014 9:49:39 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (America is not a refugee camp or woman's shelter for illegals! It's my home! !)
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And none of the men could identify the clitoris...


11 posted on 09/01/2014 9:49:47 PM PDT by Kozak ("It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal" Henry Kissinger e)
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Reminds me of an old joke. One woman asks another woman: “Do you smoke after sex?” The other woman says: “I don’t know...I never looked.”


13 posted on 09/01/2014 9:52:05 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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Most of us use our compact mirrors to look at other parts of our bodies.


14 posted on 09/01/2014 9:53:13 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard III: Loyalty Binds Me)
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Today, President Barack Obama tapped former president Bill Clinton to head a new federal agency dedicated to educating women.


17 posted on 09/01/2014 9:59:25 PM PDT by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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I re-read the article. These are English ladies.
English and Canadians think babies are midwifed “by Pussy Jones under the powder wagon” and when their husbands want sex, they tell their wives, “I say old girl. Doncha think the sink needs plunging?” You know, code language.


18 posted on 09/01/2014 9:59:59 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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"Did you say Allota Fagina?"

20 posted on 09/01/2014 10:04:10 PM PDT by jetson
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Just HALF of women can locate the vagina on a diagram of the female reproductive system

21 posted on 09/01/2014 10:07:37 PM PDT by Bobalu (Hashem Yerachem (May God Have Mercy)
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Yet ALL of them are allowed to vote.


22 posted on 09/01/2014 10:13:19 PM PDT by Rodamala
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Is the location of it rather self-evident? I mean, seriously, where else would a vagina be?


25 posted on 09/01/2014 10:17:44 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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You know Ive run into this problem before


27 posted on 09/01/2014 10:19:17 PM PDT by woofie
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This reminds me of an old joke where the punchline is, “OK, I put my bowling ball in the toilet, now what?”


30 posted on 09/01/2014 10:21:42 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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