[TChad]

Today, President Barack Obama tapped former president Bill Clinton to head a new federal agency dedicated to educating women.

[Netz]

Today President Obama called for a “Islamic Vaginal Task Force” (IVTF) to look into Islam's great contributions to our (Western) understanding of the crotch area.

Obama further stated that without Islam's great wisdom and tolerance for various belief systems most of us would not even know what the damn thing is for to begin with!