Signature Slogans of the 12 Zodiac Signs

Facebook ^ | 01/17/2014 | walford

[walford]

#Aries: “HOLD MY BEER. I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHING!” [usually followed by an ambulance trip]

#Taurus: “Because I don’t want to.”

#Gemini: “I love you. I hate you.”

#Cancer: “Nobody understands me.”

#Leo: “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!”

#Virgo: “Nevermind, I’ll do it myself.”

#Libra: “But on the other hand...”

#Scorpio: “No, I didn’t.”

#Sagittarius: “DON’T WORRY, I GOT THIS!”

#Capricorn: “There are two ways of doing things: my way and the wrong way.”

#Aquarius: “I need my space.”

#Pisces: “Stop it! JUST STOP IT!!” [because they tend to get drawn into other people's drama]

[walford]

The above is a writing exercise that I did to practice expressing as much as possible using a few words as possible -- and maybe get a chuckle.

There is no intention of endorsing or attacking anyone's religion.

[Dr. Sivana]

#Gemini: “I love you. I hate you.”

I thought Gemini would be

I love you. I love her.

[Vendome]

LOL

I’m a Virgo and that describes me.

[NFHale]

Actually, it’s pretty damned accurate...! Good job!

[LibertarianLiz]

I used to be able to do horoscopes from scratch with a lot of weird books, now, people just get some website to do it. Anyway, Sun, Moon, Mercury in Virgo, Scorpio rising. When people used to ask me what that meant, I would reply, "I like good, clean sex."

My eldest daughter has 7 of the 9 planets in Scorpio. When I did her chart, I wondered if I should just leave now, or wait til her teenage years. She is 30 now, and was a great pleasure, most of the time. A Leo rising sign lightened her up a bit, I think. But, that Scorpio did show itself.

[tob2]

Good job.

[walford]

With Scorpio ascendant myself, I can promise you that there’s a...bit she’s not telling you.

[cripplecreek]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing.

[walford]

“I thought Gemini would be ‘I love you. I love her.’”

Mutable Air. Just think about that.

My mother is a Gemini and I and one of my sisters are Cancers. The other sister is a Taurus, my brother is a Capricorn and my father is a Virgo.

One Air sign surrounded by Earth and Water. All of the rest of us value stability, so she drives us crazy most of the time.

[Fledermaus]

I’m a Libra and I think that slogan is silly.

But then again...

[Dr. Sivana]

Ha!

In my family, my brother and I are Geminis, and my three sisters are Taurus, Scorpio and Pisces!

For the record, I read up on this stuff in fourth grade and do not believe in any of it.

[afraidfortherepublic]

As a Virgo married to a Saggitarius, I just LOVE it. You have truly captured the signs.

[walford]

I was dating a Libra once and she couldn’t make up her mind about anything. That’s why their most compatible signs are Fire — only they can get and keep a Libra’s attention.

[dainbramaged]

#Virgo: “Nevermind, I’ll do it myself.”
We want it done right, don't we?

[Fledermaus]

I must be an anomaly. I make up my mind quickly and decisively.

[JRios1968]

My oldest son is a Leo

My middle son is Libra

My daughter is a Cancer

My wife is a Leo

This is spot on!

PS: Don’t tell my wife that her Scorpio hubby said this

[Robwin]

Hmmm, wifey says this describes me, a Capricorn, though I don't see it (so she must be wrong).

#Capricorn: “There are two ways of doing things: my way and the wrong way.”

Clever stuff anyway.

[walford]

That’s crazy. Don’t tell them anything.

[walford]

My Virgo father has never been wrong. Ever. It’s truly amazing. At least he thinks so.

[Texan5]

I am, too-and the guy I work for admits that if I do it, it is done right...