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Hiss Torie
8/28/2014
| Laz
Posted on 08/28/2014 10:21:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Lazamataz's Hiss Torie Book so far:
During Woe, Woe Too, the Not Seas rose to power and started the Third Rice. They singled out the Shoes and put them in Constant Tray Sun camps, which marked the beginning of the Hall of Cost.
In may ways, the Die As Poorer of the Jews from Germany resembled the South African experience with App Heart Hate and the Ukrainian Hole o' Dough More.
These and other Arm A'Gettin -like situations are things we can never forget.
Help me write the rest of my Hiss Torie book!
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: edumacation; freepun; hisstorie
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To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/28/2014 11:58:34 AM PDT
by
onona
(My mind = gallimaufry)
To: Slump Tester
Good memory! What a keeper.
62
posted on
08/28/2014 12:00:59 PM PDT
by
b9
(II Timothy 1:7)
To: Lazamataz; All
Don't forget to add recipes to your book! The world needs to know what kind of Sammiches Eva made for her Dear Adolph! *SMIRK*
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posted on
08/28/2014 12:05:23 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: N. Theknow
I am using portions of your work for the end product when this thread is done. Let me know if you want accreditation!
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posted on
08/28/2014 12:05:42 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
To: Lazamataz
I am using portions of your work for the end product when this thread is done. Let me know if you want accreditation!Your humble servant is...um...humbled. Thank you.
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posted on
08/28/2014 12:12:44 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: GeronL
66
posted on
08/28/2014 12:19:44 PM PDT
by
KC_Lion
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
To: Lazamataz
You can convert to ebonics:
We started WWII by nuking the Japs.
The End
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posted on
08/28/2014 12:23:12 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
(FYI)
To: Lazamataz
My Father-in-law and I used to rewrite fairy tales in phonetic language much as you are doing here.
Jag Under BinStork was one of my better ones and His favorite was titled Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
Wan suborn at dime, yonder etch upper lodge dock florist, chairlifter ladle gull cawled Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.
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posted on
08/28/2014 12:33:00 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: BenLurkin
I think her “Corn Roads” are wound too tight.
69
posted on
08/28/2014 12:33:18 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: Lazamataz
Thanks! This is just the sort of help that will make this book a winner! All Waste a Please Her to Hepp Out a Struck Ling Oath Her! Got dibs on the first Edison.
70
posted on
08/28/2014 1:52:00 PM PDT
by
Moltke
("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
To: camle; Lazmataz
God maid the whirled and wested.
God maid mails and wested.
God maid woeman and wested.
Scents then God, the whirled and mails have not had whirled peas!
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posted on
08/28/2014 2:12:18 PM PDT
by
GOYAKLA
(Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel and his a$$ falls off!)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
To: dfwgator
74
posted on
08/29/2014 5:55:29 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Manchuria Called. They want their Candidate Back!)
To: Lazamataz
75
posted on
08/29/2014 7:26:11 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Lazamataz
Weird u get you’re edumacation?
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posted on
08/31/2014 9:17:23 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(ISIS has started up a slave trade in Iraq. Mission accomplshed, Barack, Mission accomplished.)
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