[sergeantdave]

Another reason why you need to get your eyes checked annually after you pass the age of 40.

[Dr. Sivana]

Hamden Connecticut ping.

[House Atreides]

That IS the cutest commercial. I can’t quite make out what the woman says at the end of the commercial when she turns off the light in her bed. Anyone know?

[SMARTY]

Raccoons can be rabid. So dangerous.

Once, one got in my garage and created a real mess until he could be removed.

[Maceman]

My former wife and I once got to talking with an Irish lady in the cat food aisle in the supermarket (I forget what started the conversation.) Anyway, she told us about the time she had an unwelcome visitor enter her home through the cat door.

I still remember the sound of her high, heavily accented voice when she exclaimed: “IT WAS A FOOKIN’ SKOONK! A FOOKIN’ SKOONK!”

We still laugh about it decades later.

[Neoliberalnot]

An incident repeated nightly in large cities across the country.

[Scoutmaster]

I hate it when that happens.

[JRios1968]

...an 88-year-old woman was attacked Sunday night by a raccoon...

At least she wasn't bitten by a møøse!

[capt. norm]

Don't be fooled by raccoon "cuteness"...they are nasty animals and they often carry rabies.

Even other animals don't like them.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[TexasRepublic]

A black and white animal down in the woods.
I said, “Look! Isn’t that cat pretty?”
I went right over to pick it up,
But it wasn’t that kind of a kitty!

[fieldmarshaldj]

“Come snuggle with mama !”