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There was a low-speed chase.
1 posted on 07/15/2014 7:24:52 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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Ummm...ummm....ummm.That's some good eatin’ there.
2 posted on 07/15/2014 7:26:21 AM PDT by SayNoToDems (Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We're only seeing singing Hitlers.)
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unaccompanied undocumented refugee snails...


3 posted on 07/15/2014 7:28:25 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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Meanwhile in South FLA, the snails just mozzy along. Hmmmmm? Olive oil, garlic, oregano, some pepper and tomato sauce, it could make some tasty land scungelli?


4 posted on 07/15/2014 7:28:59 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Hillary 2016! Really??? That's Retarded Sir.)
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All boxes labeled ‘S - Cargo’.


6 posted on 07/15/2014 7:29:55 AM PDT by Wolfie
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San Dimas? That’s where Bill and Ted are from!


9 posted on 07/15/2014 7:40:22 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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Who said our borders aren’t secure!


11 posted on 07/15/2014 7:42:22 AM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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“Meant for human consumption”

Run! Run! Man-eating snails!


12 posted on 07/15/2014 7:44:48 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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18 posted on 07/15/2014 8:58:44 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need more than seven rounds, Much more.)
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The snails can always run for congress; that institution (term deliberate) always has a use for creatures that accomplish nothing - and do it very, very slowly.


19 posted on 07/15/2014 11:25:49 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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"When the moon hits the sky like an escargot pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........."


21 posted on 07/15/2014 2:00:03 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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