[Slings and Arrows]

Welcome to Massholechusetts.

[jospehm20]

You stay classy, Uxbridge.

[Slings and Arrows]

Now we know what the Occupy crowd have been up to.

[Cvengr]

Must be worser in Worcester.

[Octar]

They should be dropping their loaves into the mooselimbs foot washing stations instead of wasting their “efforts”on trains.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Katie Couric started the trend...

[UCANSEE2]

Future EPA employees ?

[Gaffer]

I think they should switch to police cars, myself

[Diogenesis]

The DO”J” is chasing a float, but would
NEVER get involved with REAL crime.
Nope. No way.

[Wolfie]

Choo-Choo Poo-Poo.

[Flick Lives]

“Time to eat your bran flakes. Don’t want to miss the 3:10 to Yuma!”

[SIDENET]

People are pooping on trains (seriously) as the trains pass under overpasses in town,

It's good to have a hobby.

[Bernard]

If this arrest goes to trial, who is in charge of gathering the evidence? And testing the DNA to prove it belongs to the perp?

[Unam Sanctam]

Somebody needs a good spanking and being sent to bed without supper.

[ken in texas]

Kids must be pretty bored in my old hometown. I’m planning a trip to Uxbridge later this summer to visit family... this will give us something interesting to talk about.

[blueunicorn6]

Was it Paleface Lizzy Warren?

[W.]

Gone from putting a penny on the rail to spending a penny on the train itself.

Tasteless joke alert...

Rich guy on a train, circa 1885.
"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, and no place to go here!"
So he opens the window, sticks his butt out and proceeds with business.
Two intoxicated bums sitting alongside the tracks. First one says, "Hey, Joe didja see that fat guy's head sticking out the window?"
Second one says "Yeah, and did you see the size of the cigar he was smoking?"

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The scene of the crime:

https://www.google.com/maps/@42.053872,-71.61331,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sjelYBtb_tBKIMvZUUH4m3w!2e0

[bgill]

You have to be the lowest of low lifes for this to be your crowning glory.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Old joke about two passengers on a train. One asks if he can have the aisle seat, as he has diarrhea. The other says no problem, as he is constipated.

After a while, the constipated man says he thinks his problem is working itself out, so he needs to go to the toilet, and excuses himself. But just before he gets there, the man with diarrhea darts past him and grabs the handle, but to no avail, as the door is locked.

“What do we do? What do we do?”, he says, frantically. The constipated man points at a couple of windows in the back. So the two drop their pants and stick their rear ends out the windows.

Right then, the train was passing through a small town, past a couple of hobos resting near the tracks. “Say,” says one hobo to the other, “I think I recognize one of them fellers on that train.”

“Which one,” said the other, “the one smokin’ a ceegar, or the one chewin’ tabaccy?”

[ExCTCitizen]

I just read the article and the police chief said the trains could be carrying hazardous material...

If the trains wasn't carrying hazard material, it would be ...