Uxbridge [MA] police warn against pooping onto passing trains

WCVB - Boston ^ | Jul 11, 2014

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UXBRIDGE, Mass. —Uxbridge police say vandals have gone beyond graffiti along railroad tracks to a more disgusting crime.

People are pooping on trains (seriously) as the trains pass under overpasses in town, the Uxbridge police write in a post on their Facebook page.

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The police have issued a stern warning, "If we catch you with your pants down defecating on the train you will be charged with everything we can find that fits the elements to the crime."

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Welcome to Massholechusetts.

[jospehm20]

You stay classy, Uxbridge.

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Now we know what the Occupy crowd have been up to.

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Civic pride, you betcha.

[Cvengr]

Must be worser in Worcester.

[Octar]

They should be dropping their loaves into the mooselimbs foot washing stations instead of wasting their “efforts”on trains.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Katie Couric started the trend...

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> Must be worser in Worcester.

Of course - everybody’s on the sauce.

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Miley Cyrus perfected it.

[UCANSEE2]

Future EPA employees ?

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> Future EPA employees ?

Or present.

[Daffynition]

Heh. In Connecticut, the trains poop on the people/commuters.

[Gaffer]

I think they should switch to police cars, myself

[Gaffer]

THAT, is just plain nasty.

[Slings and Arrows]

Been done.

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Is that Soviet Connecticut?

[Daffynition]

Why yes, of course, comrade!

This is the unintended consequence of when you disallow priveys.

[Gaffer]

If they want the thrill and excitement of “danger seeking”, then THAT is it! Haha.....Those cops will shoot you.

[fieldmarshaldj]

And just imagine, that creature thinks IT is morally superior to Gov. Palin.

[gitmo]

Wait a minute. Didn’t Obama just declare outhouses racist?