[Citizen Zed]

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who waste time investigating egged houses; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders for $80K. These are their stories. Chung Chung.

[SamAdams76]

Why do they keep on harassing this guy? Just let him be.

Did you hear that Garth Brooks was getting back together again?

[GeronL]

Justin is a foreign national auto-tuner who should be deported now that he is a known criminal.

[GeronL]

If there really was $20K in damage, then it is a good idea to investigate and prosecute.

[ClearCase_guy]

Oh.

Ouch.

$81K?

I am sure

he will really

feel it.

[Joe 6-pack]

[Bobalu]

This kid needs a keeper.

Strong intervention is called for before this doofus does something that will destroy his life.

Has he no family that cares about him?

The kid needs our prayers.

[Sacajaweau]

Kids a punk. Send him back to Canada.

[RIghtwardHo]

Actually, it was just an egging. A bad egging to be sure, but, well . . . my office would have offered a very similar deal back in the day.

Now can we deport him?

[BBell]

$80,900!!! Justin Beaver can egg my house anytime. Heck I’ll even provide the eggs.

[bravo whiskey]

that would be “doink, doink!” or, referring to justin “dork, dork” or ...

[VerySadAmerican]

Beiber will get better at throwing eggs now that Johnny Football is hanging out with him and giving him lessons.