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Musk ox invasion keeps Nome wildlife managers busy
Anchorage Daily News ^
| comJuly 2, 2014
| SEAN DOOGAN
Posted on 07/03/2014 11:39:53 AM PDT by skeptoid
Nome is used to rowdy residents, but some relatively new transplants are making a real nuisance of themselves -- although unlike the colorful characters of the early 20th century gold rush days, these visitors have four legs, not two.
Musk oxen are wandering into the city on the Seward Peninsula, and despite loud noises, water hoses and even a blow-up bear coated in ursine urine, they don't want to leave.
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TOPICS: Local News; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: alaska; doomage; elk; freepun; hoth; koalaoil; monkeyfacerules; moose; muskox; nome; penguinhumor; undeadthread
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
I could say it wasn’t his beer.
2,481
posted on
08/24/2014 8:40:17 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
To: Tax-chick
Beer’s beer. I can’t stand a beer snob.
2,482
posted on
08/24/2014 8:44:09 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
("There are too many acronyms in the world!" -----"We should find a way to make short cuts for them!")
To: Tax-chick
I have to cook the last chicken breast, but don’t know if I want to eat it. I’m not even taking my pills, yet. I’m just not sure how my stomach will receive them.
There may be some Cream o’ Wheat in the cupboard. But then, maybe only grits. Still, how bad can grits be on an upset stomach?
I think I’ll go find out. Unghhh.
2,483
posted on
08/24/2014 8:45:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you take medicine, you have to recover twice; once from the disease and once from the medicine.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
It was Land Shark. Tom was supposed to clean up the spill, but he did it quite poorly. We don’t call him Epic Fail for nothing.
And with that, I have to go get dressed for church. I hope everyone’s mornings progresses better.
2,484
posted on
08/24/2014 8:48:26 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
There are several adults in residence there, and at least two of them drink beer, so it doesn’t HAVE to be Tom’s.
He could be just clumsy like his Auntie ‘Face, and trip over his feet in the proximity of someone’s beer. Yah. That’s the ticket! Like that!
2,485
posted on
08/24/2014 8:53:42 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you take medicine, you have to recover twice; once from the disease and once from the medicine.)
To: NicknamedBob
“I think that I shall never see
‘Face refuse a beer that’s free.”
Opposite of a beer snob?
2,486
posted on
08/24/2014 8:55:17 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you take medicine, you have to recover twice; once from the disease and once from the medicine.)
To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
“Skunky beer! Skunky beer! Think I’ll pour it in his ear!” -fight chant prior to the passed out dude ending up with a soggy ear.
2,487
posted on
08/24/2014 10:41:26 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Darksheare
2,488
posted on
08/24/2014 10:52:42 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you take medicine, you have to recover twice; once from the disease and once from the medicine.)
To: Monkey Face
Skunky beer isn’t doog, er, good.
2,489
posted on
08/24/2014 11:39:47 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Darksheare
2,490
posted on
08/24/2014 11:46:12 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
To: Darksheare
All beer is good. You can rinse your hair with the really yucky stuff...shiny, manageable hair!
2,491
posted on
08/24/2014 11:50:29 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you take medicine, you have to recover twice; once from the disease and once from the medicine.)
To: Darksheare
Skunky beer isn’t doog, er, good.Yeah.
Tastes like Corona, er, horsewhiz..
2,492
posted on
08/24/2014 11:50:39 AM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: moose07
2,493
posted on
08/24/2014 11:57:43 AM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: moose07
“Scandalous!” said Jeremy.
2,494
posted on
08/24/2014 11:59:39 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: NoCmpromiz
Rabbit is tasty..Why do you think they run so fast....:)
2,495
posted on
08/24/2014 12:03:40 PM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
To: Monkey Face
Or hair that is plastered, angry, and takes over!
Much like Rod Blagejovich’s head parasite!
2,496
posted on
08/24/2014 12:04:48 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: moose07
2,497
posted on
08/24/2014 12:07:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you take medicine, you have to recover twice; once from the disease and once from the medicine.)
To: Monkey Face; moose07
Now imagine if they were bipedal, six foot tall, and sitting right behind the photographer.
2,498
posted on
08/24/2014 12:11:19 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Darksheare
But...but...he WAS coming right for the photographer, wasn’t he???
2,499
posted on
08/24/2014 12:13:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you take medicine, you have to recover twice; once from the disease and once from the medicine.)
To: Tax-chick
2,500
posted on
08/24/2014 12:22:05 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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