Posted on 06/14/2014 5:32:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Here's what the husband wrote for the ad:
Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!
This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate".
A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.
This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.
As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions.
This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.
Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer.
Frankly it sounds like they deserve each other, and you desrve better than continue as a martyr. Don’t you?
[confused]
Please, please please take the out she’s given you. If you have no kids together, change your phone number & move if you hafta. Resolve yourself to accept no more crazy womenz!
Despite the gender-bending handle, I am a woman - and best friends with a man formerly married to CRAZY. With all due respect to your shattered sense of home, freakin run. Don’t take her back. She made her drama bed. She can lie in it.
What you said is easier said than done. After 23 years of marriage it’s hard to let go like that, but I’m coming along. There is an adopted daughter, but she now lives with her birth mother and I’m still active in her life, which is more than I can say about my “ex”. The divorce should become final this summer, then I can move on.
Just trying to find someone after all those years is a daunting task.
Yeah, I get what you’re saying.
Cool tagline, BTW.
He dodged the bullet. Now he had a few more years of happiness ....
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