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Woman's car attacked by self-identified 'high elf' battling evil
KATU News ^
| 5/16/2014
| Colin Miner
Posted on 05/19/2014 10:45:48 AM PDT by Notforprophet
The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.
But that's what happened around 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison.
A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Marko413
My question is where did this elf hail from? Lord of the Rings, World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons? We will need to see pics of the elfs weapons and armor to be sure.It was all a big misunderstanding. Turns out he was a Keebler elf, and the "sword" was just a fudge knife.
To: Notforprophet
Woman's car attacked by self-identified 'high elf' battling evil Damn! A person just has to click on a thread with that title :)
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:26:31 AM PDT
by
The Cajun
(tea party!!!, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
To: Sherman Logan
Something is bothering me about this story. I could have sworn that high elves never wore chain mail. As a result, I can only conclude that drugs were involved.
To: RansomOttawa
And in states like California, they should be able to use whatever bathroom and/or locker room or shower facility they choose.
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:27:31 AM PDT
by
Free Vulcan
(Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead...)
To: Darksheare
Another consumer of your Java?
45
posted on
05/19/2014 11:39:02 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: DannyTN
Morgoth is the character from which all evil grew.
Carl Marx in other words.
46
posted on
05/19/2014 11:41:14 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Slings and Arrows
47
posted on
05/19/2014 11:44:16 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: The KG9 Kid
I’d like to be there when the insurance adjuster shows up.
48
posted on
05/19/2014 11:45:46 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Notforprophet
49
posted on
05/19/2014 11:48:04 AM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: DannyTN
This just in....Morgath has been sighted masquerading as a woman and driving a car...Don't get me started on the evil of women driving cars...
To: Notforprophet
Would an elf attack a Gremlin or a Midget?
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posted on
05/19/2014 11:51:31 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: KarlInOhio
One car to bind them?
Would that be a a Tesla?
lol
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posted on
05/19/2014 12:00:33 PM PDT
by
mj1234
To: Tax-chick
So storied Two-door came to nothing
Out of king was beat the stuffing
Two-door lives in fear of Four-door
‘Til Krona’s back in working order
~ semi obscure two-door reference.
53
posted on
05/19/2014 12:13:45 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: MrB
It’s Portland. There’s probably a box to check for “Attacked by elf.”
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posted on
05/19/2014 12:17:38 PM PDT
by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
To: gundog
Fifth one this week - go figure.
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posted on
05/19/2014 12:18:51 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: jjsheridan5
I could have sworn that high elves never wore chain mail.The history of Elven arms and armor.
Or, since this is apparently a Brit site, armour.
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Elven_Weapons_and_Armour
To: Sherman Logan
I stand corrected. Next time I see a sword-wielding gentleman in chain mail, I will not be so quick to dismiss the notion that he is a high elf. This nugget of information may save my life, or, at least, spare me from an awkward moment.
To: Notforprophet
Behind the link, you’ll find that he was only another queer, midget, Lord of the Rings fan.
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posted on
05/19/2014 1:19:45 PM PDT
by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
To: familyop
Soon to be added as a Facebook gender choice, since he “self identified”.
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posted on
05/19/2014 1:43:50 PM PDT
by
Notforprophet
(Don't Tread On Me)
To: MrEdd
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posted on
05/19/2014 2:00:39 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
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