Hilary Porter and the saucers (stoned?).
Posted on 05/12/2014 5:39:06 AM PDT by BenLurkin
Telepathic aliens are targeting Wales in a bid to harvest our superior genetic material – that’s according to “abduction victim” Hilary Porter.
While Hilary’s stories may sound outlandish or unbelievable, she dismisses those who scoff for being closed minded.
The 67-year-old sought-after speaker and ufologist is claiming a stretch of road between Swansea and Cardiff is a “hotspot” of alien activity
Hilary says she was so traumatised by her abduction that she was too scared to return to Wales for four decades.
(Excerpt) Read more at walesonline.co.uk ...
“I thought it was for their superior cuisine.”
I’m half Welsh. The standard Welsh cooking method is to boil everything until it turns gray! Everything! Vegetables, meat,,,,,, everything!
Hilary Porter and the saucers (stoned?).
Obvious hoax. If the aliens wanted superior beings they would be abducting FReepers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVbb6pZLfzU
Maybe some of those zots...aren't zots.
You think so? Scary that there might be FReepers up on the mother ship right now. And they’re being probed most embarrassingly.
Wales or whales?
Moose, need your input on this.
And would my coffee improve this?
Would depend on whether your coffee is served to whales in Wales...
DOH!!!!
ROFLMAO!
As it was in the days of NOah, so shall it be in the end.
“Fallen angels” (aliens) giving and taking in marriage...”giants”... .
Or, maybe just a superior batch of recreational drugs.
I’m going to go with what’s behind door #2, Chuck.
Not entirely sure on what you’re after ,so:
Wales: the lovely bi-lingual country bolted by King Offa onto the west coast of England.
Welsh: The Norman name for the people who live there. It means Foreign.
Taffy: The term for anybody born west of the river Taff.
Cymru : Taffy for ‘The land of our fathers, :)
Araf wich nwar : Slow dawn Now, commonly seen on welsh mountain roads.
Taffy Bach: Your Welsh FRiend.
Now we move on to the trick bit:
Whales: A source of Oil, meat , and controversy. They are also excessively large ,this prevents them from swimming up the river Taff, therefore they are not found in Wales anymore.
As for, would you Coffee improve the Situation:
No not really .
There is some interesting Genetic material in Wales, but superior.....If they where taking their samples from the North ,then Maybe, But the south....
To explain: The North is largely still Welsh speaking,especially around English tourists, whereas the South is mostly English speaking and has historicly had a very small Gene pool.
To sample the DNA from the North would give you access to one of the oldest intact samples of european DNA to be found anywhere.
This has all the hallmarks of either Strong illegal drugs or a WTF event on the part of any Aliens that happen to be cruising by in their MK 57 star cruiser.
To sum up:
I think Wales ,hence the Welsh not Whales, have already been at your Coffee. This is what has aroused the Aliens interest.
Disclaimer:
Wales is a Beautiful Country and well worth the extreme effort of visiting.
Just like Scotland, Eire, Stone Henge......
Ummm..
You don't have any WalMarts over there, I take it...
What’s been going on? I woke up this morning and I don’t remember a thing since May 9th. I was driving home that night and then I woke up parked on the side of the road this morning at 2:15 am.
The operate under a different name. ASDA......AS DUH!
They would be ‘run out of town on a rail’ if they where caught selling whale meat.
Have waited weeks to use that phrase. :)
But you don't BUY whale meat at WalMart (or it's version by any other name..) You OBSERVE whales there...
Like this:
Not in this area....Green peace have rolled them all back into the Sea.
Why do they feel the need to put all that blubber on public display?
*Loading the Harpoon*
*Checking Lamp oil prices on commodities market*
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