.....two friends with their dead buddies in body bags beside them;Posted on 05/01/2014 2:29:29 PM PDT by virgil283
"A new release on North Korea Documentary Television, showing how Americans live and how many of them have to eat snow and birds to survive. ..... in modern day America. Huddled together, the poor, the cold, the lonely, and the homosexuals."
.....two friends with their dead buddies in body bags beside them;
(Excerpt) Read more at americandigest.org ...
You are so correct - North Korean news even said that dear leader shot a hole in one on every hole in a round of golf against president Obama -but had to admit obama beat him by one stroke. ;)
This video is more in the realm of prophesy - once the EBT cards stop working.
Yeah, but at least we have better barbers.
I don’t eat birds - I steal crab legs from the grocery store.
I have to ask a question... isn’t that just a little, um,...
Ok, they have legs. Still attached. Shrimp come nice and de-legged. I love’em. But these... have legs. And faces, and pincers. How do you eat them?
What do they taste like? Like chicken?
In Florida, they even eat the snowbirds!
Well done, Norkies. A nice cool February afternoon in Chicago yielded all of this footage.
Yeah, snow and crows. That’s why all of the kids in town are so frakin’ fat. Those are some tasty crows.
I have some birds in the oven right now; starting to smell really good. Can’t wait for this global warming to start so I can grill the quail I have in the freezer.
You twist they heads off and split the shell and kind of pinch the meat out.
What do they taste like?
Spicy and kind of like shrimp but not quite.
A bit like Spotted Owl, actually..
Oh that looks good.
Wow, All I had to eat Yesterday was parts of a dead cow.
Now the networks have all this footage to run if ever a Republican wins the presidency!
Very funny satire.
Not THIS year...but just wait.
Watch out where the Huskies go and don’t you eat that yellow snow!’’.
“I don’t eat birds - I steal crab legs from the grocery store.”
Well, my mom told me, “If you’re going to steal, think BIG!”. You will notice that the kid wasn’t stealing pot roast...
I hear Jay Carney is a pretty good story-teller and may be available soon.
Thanks for the info! I had no idea.
In the late 70’s and early 80’s, the Soviet Union showed scenes from the old Robert Stack “Untouchables” TV series on their news broadcasts...They showed the old 1930’s cars zooming down the streets of Chicago and firing Thompson submachine guns out the windows and claimed it was newscasts from the present....
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