Posted on 03/31/2014 7:15:03 PM PDT by Beave Meister
COPENHAGEN (The Global Edition) – The Copenhagen Zoo has killed several of its staff members early this morning in order to create four new job openings, the Zoo public relations sector reported.
Officials of the Zoo say that the four members of the staff were humanely executed after being put to sleep with a lethal injection, and then skinned and chopped up while visitors crowded around and the meat was fed to the lion population.
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Absolutely outstanding!!!
Perhaps in Denmark, but here it’s very funny.
That’s what they SHOULD do in the Copenhagen Abattoir.
Denmark really does kill people the gov’t deems not suitable. Do not get old there or the next time you do to a doctor will be your last.
Someone should contact the Nobel Committee and apprise them on the courageous seminal work of this truly visionary group.
I hope they were soylent Greens :)
That would make the tree huggers heads explode.
Guys, don’t give El-Presidente any ideas for cooking the numbers on unemployment.
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