Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin announce separation after 11 years of marriage

Fox ^ | 3/25/14

[workerbee]

**SNIP**

"We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children, and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time," the message also said. "We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and co-parent, we will be able to continue in the same manner."

[Tax-chick]

I’m sure there’s an element of truth in that ...

which doesn't make any sense, either.

Given the levels of nepotism in Hollywood and the music industry, I expect Apple and Whatsisname will be big stars some day.

[Fungi]

Does that drummer banging the drum during the entire song have an arm left? Not impressive; lyrics are inconsequential and the performance is mediocre at best. Not my genre.

[txhurl]

Hmmmm.... what's this?

[PghBaldy]

FLASHBACK: Robbie Williams left red-faced after calling Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple... 'Melon'!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2214664/Robbie-Williams-embarrassed-calls-Gwyneth-Paltrows-daughter-Apple-Melon.html

[Ocoeeman]

Yes !!!!!

There is a chance.

[heye2monn]

Sorry I was not responding to your point but was addressing the group at large.

[VerySadAmerican]

I’ve had several “uncouplings” and have no desire to be friends with any of them. There was a reason we “uncoupled”.

[Mastador1]

Okay I will give you that, when I watch it again, maybe tonight even, I will keep that in mind.

[MrEdd]

Watch one of the Bowey Boys (originally the Dead End Kids) movies first. They are pretty short, available everywhere, and give you a quick standard to compare to.

[KevinB]

Fine. As long as this divorce doesn’t inspire another tedious, warbling offering from Coldplay.

Agreed. How they could sell out a bar on a Saturday night much less a stadium on a Monday is beyond my ability to comprehend. I guess chicks dig their crap and that gets their boyfriends/husbands some affection so everybody's happy.

[EDINVA]

I thought her mother, Blythe Danner, was pretty. Gwyneth not so much.

[latina4dubya]

I enjoyed that movie but her "acting" in front of the green screen was pretty poor, but let's face it that movie was all about the effects not the acting.

i never saw that movie, but she is actually a very good actress... she is of the Hollywood privileged and has been her entire life... daughter of Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner...

[latina4dubya]

A quick image search reveals the curtains don’t match the carpet.

i would bet that there is no carpet...

[workerbee]

Oh no you di’int! ROFL

[MayflowerMadam]

“Given the levels of nepotism in Hollywood...”

Isn’t Paltrow the daughter of Blythe Danner and some Hollywood director or something? They should be able to help the kids in acting careers.

[Mastador1]

Believe it or not, I am not only of an age to have watched Muggs, Glimpy and the gang in their different iterations East Side Kids, Little Tough Guys, Bowery Boys,Dead End Kids but many other fine old shows like Charlie Chan, Mr. Moto, Flash Gordon, etc. growing up and can bring them to mind in pleasant memory. All we have for kids now is carp!

[Mastador1]

No argument on her ability, everyone can have a stinker or two.

[quadrant]

I confess my ignorance; I never knew a singing group called Coldplay even existed. I don't care, either.

[dfwgator]

Run away, Chris,,,run, far, far away. Go on a nice two-year tour with Coldplay.

[dfwgator]

Hmmmm.... what's this?

"A spider web and I'm caught in the middle"