Anti-Vax Jenny McCarthy Asks Twitter a Question, and Gets the Answers She Should Have Seen Coming

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[Slings and Arrows]

Besides being a Playboy Playmate and a host of The View, Jenny McCarthy is known for her outlandish claims of "curing" her her son's autism with a gluten-free diet and claiming that vaccines are full of toxins while injecting her face with the most toxic protein known to science.

She recently asked the internet a very stupid question that had responses she should have known were coming. We've listed a few below. You can check out more here.

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Jenny's Original Question on Twitter:

Jenny McCarthy        ✔ @JennyMcCarthy

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What is the most important personality trait you look for in a mate? Reply using #JennyAsks

6:00 PM - 13 Mar 2014

[Darksheare]

Uh.. Crud, can’t find the guinea pigs reference offhand.

[Darksheare]

Schlock mercenary by the way on that last one.

[mountn man]

She's not paid to think. Actually, I have no idea why she's paid at all.

I do...

[RichInOC]

Jenny’s a lovely woman, but the thought of living with her more or less 24/7 for 15 to 20 years makes withdrawal from reality sound like a viable option..

[Abathar]

McCarthy thinks this way -

Medical scientists: they are full of crap, are intentionally hurting our kids and only do what they do to line the pockets of the vaccine makers.

Climatologists: Unimpeachable and any dissent or criticism should be seen as a conspiracy that should be grounds for prosecution.

Why is she getting a paycheck? The only obvious assets she brings are wasted, no self-respecting man would turn that on even if she went back to pole dancing for a closing act.

[sockmonkey]

[exDemMom]

why listen to her, our medical establishment has a stellar record of curing autism, diabetes, cancer, heart disease, lupus, crohns etc etc etc etc.

The medical establishment has done wonders for people with those diseases. A hundred years ago, no one ever survived cancer, and most of those other diseases you mentioned were death sentences. These days, a diabetic cannot be cured, but he can expect to live nearly as long as if he had never developed the disease. The same can be said of many diseases.

Kook quackery, on the other hand, never accomplished anything besides lining some con man's pockets.

[Slings and Arrows]

From when Kevyn takes command and gets time-cloned?

[BenLurkin]

I like the before better.

[dhs12345]

And it is out there. Well at least, pertussis which was all but cured and has seen a resurgence because people refuse to immunize their kids.

She’d be singing a different song, if her kid became ill with it. Or worse, polio.

[ApplegateRanch]

I’m so confused. Is 44 her bust size; her IQ; or both? If it’s both, do I have to divide by 2?

[Darksheare]

Yes.

[dhs12345]

No cured. Eliminated. Late, going home.

[TruthWillWin]

Guilty, looks too much like Jane Fonda.

[EEGator]

Where I read my science articles:

[CodeToad]

The idiot doesn’t like immunizations but she doesn’t mind anesthetics and silicone implants being put into her body for vanity.

[GeronL]

Sluts who have made themselves public property should not have opinions unless someone paid them to have an opinion

[rlmorel]

I only read the articles...

[STYRO]

DEVO the de-evolution band. In case you were wondering, part of their ‘philosophy’ was that humanity were experiencing the reverse of evolution and de-evolving toward animals. I think perhaps they were correct, except that human behavior can be far worse than what is found in the animal kingdom.

[ExCTCitizen]

Dr. Jenny..?