[Cringing Negativism Network]

No “F”ing way.

Not even a millionth of a percent, No, No, No.

No.

[skeeter]

Will they settle the District of Columbia instead?

[cripplecreek]

California will go to Mexico long before Alaskans vote to go to Russia.

If anything, this Alaska crap is just another attempt to inspire fear of Russia when our real concern with Russia lies south of the border.

[pobeda1945]

[SampleMan]

Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago.

They must have had a time machine, as the Rus weren't even around until the 800s, and I doubt the first Rus looked out on the Bering Sea for 700 years after that.

[fhayek]

Two things: Sounds like satire.
And, for Alaskans, this may be a good idea, i.e. going from a socialist country over to a capitalist one.

[Aria]

You have to admit - Obama has succeeded. The fundamental transformation of America is alive and well. There are over 8k signatures, so far, who apparently want Alaska to be handed back to Russia. Mind boggling.

However, I bet most everyone who voted for this reprobate didn’t get what they thought they were getting.

[McGruff]

Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago.

So they invaded Alaska back then. Motion denied.

[Nifster]

A all of the infowars fans would highly approve.

[Semper911]

I guess it depends on how many Russian language speakers are there.

That seems to be the prevailing theory of geopolitics in 2014.

[wny]

Let’s give them California and Massachusetts instead.

[deweyfrank]

Be careful what you liberals wish for. Sarah Palin will then be Russian, be elected President, and haunt the living crap out of you all. What a thought. (To the author of this piece)

[Puppage]

THIS is what happens when we have a do nothing, in it for the perks, America hating president in office. The entire world knows it and is swing’n for the fences. And why not?

[ravenwolf]

Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago.

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Maybe its just me, but what in the world does that mean?

[G Larry]

Waaaayyy too many Alaskan’s willing to shoot unruly “bears”.

[Nifster]

I am sure that Sarah Palin and others like her would make sure that the ‘wolves’ from Siberia are taken care of properly

[Karl Spooner]

Many biblical scholars believe this will be the battle of Hamon Gog. And God wins, big time.

[skinkinthegrass]

..more material for satire.

[Thunder90]

Barack Obama is an alinskite socialist, but is kept in check by the separation of powers...(for now)

Putin on the other hand is a neo-Soviet hardcore communist dictator who would send anyone who disagrees with him to the gulag in a heartbeat.

[Impy]

Given some of the insane garbage being posted by the Putin boot lickers here, I’m sure they’d favor this proposal.