California will go to Mexico long before Alaskans vote to go to Russia.
If anything, this Alaska crap is just another attempt to inspire fear of Russia when our real concern with Russia lies south of the border.
You are correct and of course this is satire. Most Crimeans consider themselves to be Russian. Sadly, we are already at the stage where a significant number of California residents identify more as Mexicans than as Americans. The real problem we will have though will manifest itself in bankruptcy long before any secessionist activity takes place.
There is, and has been for a long time, a movement to succeed in AK, but NOT to join Russia!