We can TURN them back to the light!
Alright, here’s my ruling. The brunette is not guilty.
“The duo snuck away from the festivities to a third-floor classroom, where the “partially undressed” romance-language teachers were caught making out by school safety agents.”
See...this is where you have start asking serious questions. Were the “safety agents” female? Would stand to reason they were, unless they were seriously stupid males. I mean, what was the “safety” violation here? It couldn’t have been unsafe sex. And the women were busted (hahahaha) with only their tops off. Wouldn’t it have made sense to wait for more evidence to...appear?
Bottom line is, this case is really a statement about the intelligence or maleness of “safety agents.” A once in a life-time opportunity and they totally blew it.
Don’t need to ping Laz for this one.