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Bruce the dog offered a personal cheque by Darwin [Australia] council for his testicles
NT News ^
| February 26, 2014
| MARIA BILLIAS
Posted on 03/02/2014 10:35:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
BRUCE Wallder the great dane may well be the first dog in history to receive a cheque in the mail as consolation for having his testicles removed.
That is exactly what Darwin council did last week, much to the amusement of Bruce's owner Tom Wallder.
De-sexed dog owners receive a registration reimbursement of $60 from the council for having their pets de-sexed, however the last thing Mr Wallder - the human - was expecting was for the cheque to be sent out in the name of his beloved and recently castrated eight-month-old canine. "I said to my wife, 'that's funny, the dog is getting mail now'," Mr Wallder said.
"I don't know what Bruce is going to spend it on ... probably some new balls."
Mr Wallder, of Larrakeyah, said when attempting to cash the cheque at his local bank his plans came unstuck, seemingly due to his inability to show identification for the affable canine.
(Excerpt) Read more at ntnews.com.au ...
TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dogcongress; doggieping; gope; napl; testicles
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To: Slings and Arrows
Gamera a tasty treat, he is filled with turtle meat...
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posted on
03/03/2014 1:56:14 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Slings and Arrows
That’s where Boehner’s spine is kept. 0bama keeps a couple of BBs in his back pocket and tells little Johnny that if he is a good boy he can have his testicles back.
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posted on
03/03/2014 2:00:46 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/03/2014 2:01:39 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Joe 6-pack
Cross your legs and squirm ping.
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posted on
03/03/2014 2:27:16 AM PST
by
verga
To: AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; afraidfortherepublic; ...
WOOOF!
The Doggie Ping list is for FReepers who would like to be notified of threads relating to all things canid. If you would like to join the Doggie Ping Pack (or be unleashed from it), FReemail me.
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posted on
03/03/2014 4:16:47 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Slings and Arrows
There is a classic 1-panel comic of one dog speaking to another:
“They are my family. They love me. They’d do anything for me. They cut my balls off!”
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
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posted on
03/03/2014 7:12:35 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Richard Warman censors free speech.)
To: Slings and Arrows
a gary larson "a far side" classic.
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posted on
03/03/2014 7:41:04 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
To: skinkinthegrass
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posted on
03/03/2014 7:50:42 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Richard Warman censors free speech.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Gee, all that a human male gets for his testicles is a marriage license. If he's lucky.
Otherwise he loses his house, and spends decades paying alimony.
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posted on
03/03/2014 8:41:54 AM PST
by
null and void
(<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
To: null and void
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posted on
03/03/2014 8:49:11 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: All
Australian bureaucrats, not much different than those here... Dumb and dumber
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posted on
03/03/2014 11:59:08 AM PST
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BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; GeronL; Revolting cat!
"I don't know what Bruce is going to spend it on ... probably some new balls." Make sure they aren't too big.
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:16:28 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:35:03 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Richard Warman censors free speech.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
Get the ball, get the ball, get the ball, gooood dog!
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posted on
03/03/2014 12:38:02 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: a fool in paradise
*THAT’S* our Winchester! >OP
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posted on
03/03/2014 5:42:21 PM PST
by
Daffynition
("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
03/03/2014 5:45:56 PM PST
by
Daffynition
("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
To: null and void; Slings and Arrows
Out of the frying pan....
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posted on
03/03/2014 5:54:43 PM PST
by
Daffynition
("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
To: Slings and Arrows
Has an image of *Bruce the Great Dane* emerged yet?
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posted on
03/03/2014 6:49:02 PM PST
by
Daffynition
("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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