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Man calls 911 after wife's zipper gets stuck
KGW ^ | February 12, 2014

Posted on 02/15/2014 11:57:28 AM PST by SMGFan

BEAVERTON -- Each week, Washington County posts bad examples of 911 calls in its “You called 911 for that?” campaign. The campaign is designed to draw attention to the dangers of non-emergency calls that tie up 911 lines. This week’s call really lives up to the hype. OPERATOR: 911, Police Fire and Medical. CALLER: Yeah we got a problem here. My wife is struggling in her jacket and can't get it off. I want 911 here immediately. OPERATOR: Is she not breathing? CALLER: She's alright, she just can't get her [expletive] jacket off. Just in case you were wondering, the fire department responded, rescued the woman and saved the jacket.


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Who should they have called?
1 posted on 02/15/2014 11:57:28 AM PST by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

I approve. Call 911.

2 posted on 02/15/2014 11:59:43 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: SMGFan

The drawer that holds the scissors?


3 posted on 02/15/2014 12:00:04 PM PST by autumnraine
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To: SMGFan

Zipper Busters?


4 posted on 02/15/2014 12:00:04 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: SMGFan

Her ex-husband?


5 posted on 02/15/2014 12:01:28 PM PST by Tax-chick (The future is not going to take us seriously.)
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To: 1rudeboy

6 posted on 02/15/2014 12:03:14 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: SMGFan
Well maybe it was an emergency, maybe he only got sex once a year and that night was THE night.
7 posted on 02/15/2014 12:04:03 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: SMGFan

Obama. He is the Lord of all Things...


8 posted on 02/15/2014 12:04:04 PM PST by Truth29
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Just in case you were wondering, the fire department responded, rescued the woman and saved the jacket.

Which makes the fire department even dumber than the 911 caller.

9 posted on 02/15/2014 12:04:51 PM PST by Drew68
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Who should they have called?

I am amazed they successfully managed to dial the phone, never mind who they called. It's a wonder they weren't screaming for help into a box of Tic-Tacs.
10 posted on 02/15/2014 12:06:40 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: SMGFan

No one. It was their own damn problem and up to them to personally solve as adults.

I hope they were at least cited and charged a fee for this frivolous use of emergency services!


11 posted on 02/15/2014 12:11:01 PM PST by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: Mastador1

Removal of a jacket is not actually a requirement.


12 posted on 02/15/2014 12:12:58 PM PST by Tax-chick (The future is not going to take us seriously.)
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To: SMGFan
To me stories like this one are just emblematic of the growing dependence culture in this country.

For even the most minor problems in life that people encounter in their daily lives they are looking to the government to solve for them.

I can not in my wildest imaginings think that even in a drunken stooper would I dial 911 for a stuck zipper.

Yet people like this fellow call 911 to get his wife out of her jacket. Did it occur to him to take the jacket off over her head and worry about it tomorrow? How about calling some friends for advise? If all else fails cut the zipper down one side and have a seamstress sew in a new more reliable zipper if the jacket is worth repairing.

But no these days we look to government to solve even the most mundane ordinary everyday problem that our grandparents would be ashamed for us to have asked another to fix for us.

We Americans are no longer the proud self-reliant people that our grandparents were. We have become soft, pliable couch potatoes that must ask a government authority to fix a broken zipper.

13 posted on 02/15/2014 12:14:41 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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The bothersome part is that the firemen have so much time on their hands between naps and meals and naps and meals ... that they responded to this moron’s call.


14 posted on 02/15/2014 12:14:59 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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In my town if you call Fire, you get police.

The Police then shoot dogs, taser people, throw them in prison.

I thought this was abusive behavior. It may just be designed to limit nuisance calls of this nature.


15 posted on 02/15/2014 12:17:18 PM PST by DariusBane (Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept?)
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Dude doesn’t even own a pair of needle-nosed pliers?

On second thought, if he did, he’d probably manage to electrocute himself or somebody else...

When/why did “helpless whiners” become an accurate description of many Americans?


16 posted on 02/15/2014 12:19:15 PM PST by djf (OK. Well, now, lemme try to make this clear: If you LIKE your lasagna, you can KEEP your lasagna!)
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Removal of a jacket is not actually a requirement.

Maybe not, but it makes the experience more meaningful.

17 posted on 02/15/2014 12:22:02 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: autumnraine

Haha, my first thought was, where are the scissors?


18 posted on 02/15/2014 12:23:14 PM PST by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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Maybe not, but it makes the experience more meaningful.

The post to which I responded didn't seem to call for "meaning."

19 posted on 02/15/2014 12:25:28 PM PST by Tax-chick (The future is not going to take us seriously.)
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To: SMGFan
Seriesly !

Can't be tied up on nuisance calls when there are dogs to shoot, doors to break down, and erstwhile citizens to terrorize !

20 posted on 02/15/2014 12:35:19 PM PST by tomkat
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