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Man tells doctors he has no idea how bottle got stuck up his bum
The Daily Star ^
| 1/09/2014
| Tom+Rawle
Posted on 02/01/2014 12:17:38 AM PST by diverteach
An eye-watering X-ray shows the damage to the poor man who claimed he had no idea the bottle got there.
When asked what he thought may be giving him such bad pains he played the fool.
But after seeing the shocking X-ray results, it all came flooding back.
The man, who does not want to be named, confessed to inserting the bottle in his home and then trying to use a steel wire to to fish it out. Of course
.the wire got stuck as well.
Doctors at the hospital in Fuzhou, the capital of southeast China's Fujian Province, were forced to operate on the man after it was found his bowel had been pierced.
The whereabouts of the bottle and wire are unknown but are recommended to remain untouched.
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To: 21twelve
What part of this do these people not understand?
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posted on
02/01/2014 4:54:46 AM PST
by
Hoodat
(Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
To: caww
One time the guy had his legs in the stirrups and the Dr. put his head light on to check things out ...only to see a light shinning back at him...the guy had used a flashlight! When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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posted on
02/01/2014 4:56:38 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
To: diverteach
43
posted on
02/01/2014 5:00:18 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: diverteach
“No Doctor, I have no idea how that gerbal got up there.” — R. Gere
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posted on
02/01/2014 5:41:32 AM PST
by
JaguarXKE
(1973: Reporters investigate All the President's Men. 2013: Reporters ARE all the President's men)
To: Doogle
I had faith you’d get the reference. Ha!
To: 21twelve
recall him talking about a light bulb (that needed to be broken to get removed), and a guy with a bunch of Barbie heads shoved up there (like 13 or something!). Homosexuals. Just when you thought they couldn't get sicker...
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posted on
02/01/2014 5:59:15 AM PST
by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: Dr. Ursus
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posted on
02/01/2014 6:05:07 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Doogle
Did the guy get his deposit back on the bottle? An environmentalist wants to know.
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posted on
02/01/2014 6:12:09 AM PST
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: diverteach
Poor reporting.
The man, who does not want to be named, confessed to inserting the bottle in his home and then trying to use a steel wire to to fish it out. Of course
.the wire got stuck as well.
He didn't insert it in his home, he inserted it in his
To: eartrumpet
I didn’t get it until your comment.
50
posted on
02/01/2014 6:19:24 AM PST
by
DIRTYSECRET
(urope. Why do they put up with this.)
To: Doogle
Seinfeld said a reunion show is coming shortly. He denied a recent filming with George at the dinner was for a Super Bowl commerical.
To: Darksheare
Ninjas, had absolutely nothing to do with that...
52
posted on
02/01/2014 6:20:33 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
To: diverteach
Prison inmates keester stuff all the time, usually containers with drugs. Sometimes they can get it out themselves. Sometimes it requires surgery to get it out. They were always teased unmercifully. Many times, it was other dip sticks who would shove a part of their anatomy up in them. Disgusting, but it happened all the time.
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posted on
02/01/2014 6:21:02 AM PST
by
Mark17
(Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
To: Dr. Ursus
we’ll have to wait and see.....
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posted on
02/01/2014 6:21:39 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: caww
only to see a light shinning back at him...the guy had used a flashlight!
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Would that be the light at the end of the tunnel?
“Fusilli Jerry”?
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posted on
02/01/2014 6:23:59 AM PST
by
xrmusn
(6/98 --Because you have your head up your arse doesn't mean you have to have a crappy outlook.)
To: 21twelve
I think every ER in the country has the same list. I knew some former ER workers, and the largest object they recall having to remove was a softball(!).
To: Disambiguator
Not a Model 10 Smith and Wesson?
A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into a cell in the county jail.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-hidden-in-butt-765912
To: Larry Lucido; F15Eagle
It’s been said that if you meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard.
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posted on
02/01/2014 7:22:40 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: diverteach
If you can find the book, Bottom's Up by a Dr. Cox that was a proctologist in Wichita County, Texas, for a long time he addresses the many things that he had to remove.
To: eartrumpet
A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectumGood thing it wasn't loaded, or it could have damn near killed him.
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