35 Hilarious Chinese Translation Fails

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[virgil283]

You know Silentgypsy, years ago military men thought it was funny to teach locals English phrases { and profanity } as a joke.

It looks as if they learned too well....

hahahaha

[Dr. Thorne]

Best laugh I’ve had in a long time.

[GeronL]

“fries pulls out the rotten child”

heh

[GeronL]

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2823/1127/320/P1270112.jpg

[NorthMountain]

That rubbish bin on the right isn’t nearly big enough to hold the entire democrat party ...

[GeronL]

Korea... on someone's rear windsheild advertising ... something

[Lazamataz]

Is it made of brick?

[JoeFromSidney]

You know Silentgypsy, years ago military men thought it was funny to teach locals English phrases { and profanity } as a joke.,/p.

Yes, when I arrived in Thailand in 1962, the kids had already been taught to say "Yankee go home," while laughing. They thought it was a greeting.

[GeronL]

"White Food" right next to a PC Bang (internet cafe) is kind of funny

[GeronL]

Sounds like your kind of coffee shop.

[GeronL]

Black time is back!

[Lazamataz]

I’ll have what she’s having.

[GeronL]

Would you like the crap salad or the seasoned raw crap before we need to use the totlet?

http://sweetandtastytv.com/2013/04/25/18-epic-fail-konglish/

[GeronL]

Korea needs proof-readers!!

[Army Air Corps]

Sounds like a product endorsement.

[Silentgypsy]

There was a song about that by Rosemary Clooney: “Sailor boys have talked to me in English. Now I know all about the USA. The Presidente is Davy Crockett and everything in Texas is Vermont,” etc., etc.

[Silentgypsy]

*czckle* Could you please get them to cook the raw crap. We can skip the totlet—you can contract every disease known to man in those things.

[GeronL]

lol

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Sorry, Heinz, Libby's and Bush, once you go black (bean) you never go back!

[GeronL]

lol