State of the Union Drinking Bingo Phrases

[3boysdad]

Please help me come up with some anticipated phrases/words/gestures this evil muslim is going to spew at a Amerika next Tuesday. My buddy and I are at work today already betting on what they are going to be. We're both positive "income inequality" will be abused like a red headed stepchild in Walmart. I say the bonus phrase will be "polar vortex". Got any others? It'll be fun (even if watching the lying king is deplorable)!

[Buckeye McFrog]

I’m going with “income inequality”.

I figure I should be totally numbed out fifteen minutes in.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Why not just have a nurse hook you up to an intravenous feed of your favorite drink and watch something else. When you are drunk, the SOTU address will be over or you won’t care if it’s over or not.

[saleman]

You’re so right. Just one question.

Do you get to take a drink only when he say’s “I”. Or do any of the others (Me, Mine) count also?

If all count then someone’s gonna be drunker than hell 10 minutes in.

[3boysdad]

muslim american is an oxymoron!

[Aevery_Freeman]

I love it, Octar!

Sure beats yelling, "Bingo".

Quack, Quack, Quack!

Wish I could send one to every conservative present - four, maybe five duck calls.

[TurboZamboni]

“Inequality” will leave you inebriated.

[Mr. K]

fair

[mykroar]

Redskins might be another good sleeper.

[sjm_888]

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[KGeorge]

LOL You’re evil (because it would expose innocent people to 0’s mistral of bs).

That’s one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard. (Infiltrate sports bars with roving bands of people with duck calls. From here on out, the same attend as many lefty appearances as possible & drown ‘em out)

[Rebelbase]

“Deniers”.

[ßuddaßudd]

The word Folks
but um,,

[txhurl]

I know Mike Lee is going to deliver the TEA response but which RINO is going to deliver the RINO response?

[Digger]

Heck, you would be better off to just get drunk and pass out before he speaks.

Yep, that's the ticket. However, I won't have to pass out because I would NEVER listen to the little prick.

[buckeye49]

War on Women

[Revolting cat!]

Two entries: “bunch ah” and “folks”.

[Arrowhead1952]

Why not just have a nurse hook you up to an intravenous feed of your favorite drink and watch something else. When you are drunk, the SOTU address will be over or you won’t care if it’s over or not.

?LOL. I had to leave the computer long enough to compose myself to reply.

[Organic Panic]

Let me be clear

Pay a little more

Inequality

Of our time

Unprecidented

Previous administration

There are those

Heck, I’m drunk already.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I’m going with:

1. “Let me be clear” (because he always says that just before a big lie)

2. “A fair shake”

[Ronin]

Green Technology

Climate Change

Reach across the isle