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State of the Union Drinking Bingo Phrases
Posted on 01/24/2014 8:27:32 AM PST by 3boysdad
Please help me come up with some anticipated phrases/words/gestures this evil muslim is going to spew at a Amerika next Tuesday. My buddy and I are at work today already betting on what they are going to be. We're both positive "income inequality" will be abused like a red headed stepchild in Walmart. I say the bonus phrase will be "polar vortex". Got any others? It'll be fun (even if watching the lying king is deplorable)!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bingo; drinking; letmebeclear; sotu; vanity
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:27:32 AM PST
by
3boysdad
To: 3boysdad
I wouldn’t watch it if you paid me a million dollars.
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:28:16 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: 3boysdad
Heck, you would be better off to just get drunk and pass out before he speaks.
No torture.
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:29:47 AM PST
by
dforest
To: dfwgator
You don’t have to watch! Just guess what propagana phrases and subjects he’ll abuse over and over again.
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:30:18 AM PST
by
3boysdad
(The very elect.)
To: 3boysdad
“Racism”. I think this will be used to excuse all his f***-ups. Things are so bad I expect nothing but excuses.
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:31:19 AM PST
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: 3boysdad
If you count how many times he blames Congress, you’ll be passed out before Sheila Jackson Lee gets back to her seat
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:31:41 AM PST
by
digger48
To: dfwgator
I wouldnt watch it if you paid me a million dollars. For a million dollars? I'll agree on a public forum. (But can you put me in touch with the sponsor of that deal?)
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:31:54 AM PST
by
Tenacious 1
(My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
To: Slump Tester
Thast’s a good one. I’ll put it on the board.
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:32:23 AM PST
by
3boysdad
(The very elect.)
To: 3boysdad
If you intend to play a drinking game during the SOTU address, and REALLY want to get dangerously drunk, you have to drink every time he says I, me or my.
I’d keep a phone close or a medic on call.
9
posted on
01/24/2014 8:33:21 AM PST
by
Tenacious 1
(My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
To: dfwgator
“Uh”
“Er”
Enuf of that...I try not to think of the punk.
10
posted on
01/24/2014 8:33:52 AM PST
by
cyn
(Benghazi.)
To: 3boysdad
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:35:18 AM PST
by
3boysdad
(The very elect.)
To: 3boysdad
“let me assure you” (as he tells another lie)
12
posted on
01/24/2014 8:36:17 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
To: 3boysdad
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:39:54 AM PST
by
be-baw
(still seeking)
To: 3boysdad
Focus like a laser
Recovery
Let me be crystal clear
People need to be held accountable
Women’s reproductive health
Fairness (related to taxation)
Comprehensive immigration reform
Rights for all (regarding gay marriage issue)
14
posted on
01/24/2014 8:40:41 AM PST
by
NEMDF
To: be-baw
15
posted on
01/24/2014 8:40:48 AM PST
by
be-baw
(still seeking)
To: 3boysdad
Something about minimum wage increase “to be fair” to those who work hard.
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:41:21 AM PST
by
NEMDF
To: Tenacious 1
Oops, you beat me to it.
How about, “I’ve tasked my administration...”?
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:41:31 AM PST
by
3boysdad
(The very elect.)
To: 3boysdad
The word
I will figure prominently in his speech of that we can be certain!
I..Me..My..and Mine will most certainly be the most glaring examples of this dim witted frauds utter vanity.
MY "Year Of Action" will be mentioned at least five time.
Expect to hear the "term" Muslim American.. at least once.
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:41:35 AM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
To: NEMDF
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:44:33 AM PST
by
3boysdad
(The very elect.)
To: 3boysdad
Don’t forget your duck call!
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posted on
01/24/2014 8:45:15 AM PST
by
Octar
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