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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/24/2014 4:28:11 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning.


A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl.
New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon

"Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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"On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for their safety despite the country's anti-gay laws. He said they should fear for their safety because they're in Russia." –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he's the Pope. He has to believe in miracles." –Jay Leno

"Health authorities say they're seeing a massive increase in antibiotic drug-resistant diseases and are predicting a worldwide epidemic of diseases we can no longer treat. That's great news, huh? We finally get healthcare and now we've got diseases you can't treat." –Jay Leno

"Health officials are now warning that pot smoking can cause apathy. In fact, a recent poll shows that most pot smokers couldn't care less." –Jay Leno


Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius. Click here for more.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

TGIF>>>>>>>!!!!!!!


41 posted on 01/24/2014 6:44:14 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen; All

As it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.

The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai. “


42 posted on 01/24/2014 6:47:13 AM PST by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Same thing I got, but my first grandchild was born monday.


43 posted on 01/24/2014 6:52:10 AM PST by justrepublican (Screaming a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial...........)
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To: Lucky9teen

Count me in for your PING list. Thank you


44 posted on 01/24/2014 6:52:54 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lucky9teen
4later

FMCDH(BITS)

45 posted on 01/24/2014 6:53:53 AM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: justrepublican

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46 posted on 01/24/2014 6:54:53 AM PST by justrepublican (Screaming like a "Vexatious requester" at a Wellstone memorial...........)
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To: N. Theknow

Funny screensaver.

http://media.y8.com/system/contents/13365/original/Falling_Obama.swf


47 posted on 01/24/2014 6:58:40 AM PST by IM2MAD (IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
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To: IM2MAD

Oh Good Grief! He can’t even be a screen saver properly! It’s fun to help him along, though. Thanks for the link.


48 posted on 01/24/2014 7:05:35 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Lucky9teen

Still ping me please! I may not post, but I look forward to some silliness all week! You do a wonderful job with this and I appreciate the time you put into it!


49 posted on 01/24/2014 7:09:12 AM PST by Bookwoman ("...and I am unanimous in this...")
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To: Lucky9teen
I'm updating my ping list, so raise your hand if you are here and still want to be counted on my ping list.

Hand raised!

Real line from a Three Stooges short: "...so I'm writing you this letter. If you don't get it, let me know and I'll write another."

50 posted on 01/24/2014 7:11:20 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: tomkow6

I told this to a friend from Thailand and he was insulted. Good job!


51 posted on 01/24/2014 7:15:15 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag

FACEPAW

52 posted on 01/24/2014 7:17:52 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

53 posted on 01/24/2014 7:20:09 AM PST by martin_fierro (SILLINESS IS AFOOT IN THE LAND!)
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To: tomkow6

Q: How many people of a particular race, nationality, ethnicity, color, profession, religion, political persuasion or sexual orientation does it take to change a light bulb?

A: A finite number greater than 1. One to change the bulb, and the rest to engage in some behavior believed to be typical of their particular race, nationality, ethnicity, color, profession, religion, political persuasion or sexual orientation.


54 posted on 01/24/2014 7:23:58 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: martin_fierro
Pilfered photo Pilfered-vi.gif
55 posted on 01/24/2014 7:28:28 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lucky9teen; Lazamataz

I'D VIS IT

2X


56 posted on 01/24/2014 7:30:34 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen
Please keep me on the Ping list!
I'd have to crawl off and die if Silliness stopped!

Cheers, and thanks,
Jim

57 posted on 01/24/2014 7:32:02 AM PST by gymbeau (Tagline under review)
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To: Lucky9teen

Please keep me on the list!


58 posted on 01/24/2014 7:32:12 AM PST by MortMan (Is a delayed shower a "stay of exablution"?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Helloooooo...Best Buy.

59 posted on 01/24/2014 7:36:28 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lucky9teen

60 posted on 01/24/2014 7:42:18 AM PST by abishai (Hello Jane!!! I miss you.)
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