50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday (barf!)

ABC News ^ | January 17, 2014

[rightwingintelligentsia]

First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 today, and although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate.

If your invite to Saturday’s dance party in Washington went missing, here are 50 other ways to honor the first lady on her big day — by doing some of her favorite things, from wearing stylish dresses to eating your veggies to doing the Dougie, preferably with Jimmy Fallon.

1. Dance to Beyonce

2. Eat your vegetables

3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too

4. Work out yours arms

5. Make the cover of Vogue

6. Call the president, “Barack”

7. Plant a garden

8. Buy a Jason Wu dress

9. Drink lots of water

10. Get bangs

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Shouldn’t number ten be in the past tense?

[matt04]

More proof the MSM and the WH/Dem party are effectively the seam organization.

[Responsibility2nd]

Its Mobama’s birthday?

Think I’ll chow down on some chili burritos now and spend some quality time later on the toilet in her honor.

[KarlInOhio]

Turn over a couple of shovels of dirt as part of a photo op and then have your groundskeepers plant, maintain and harvest your garden.

[gaijin]

This is ABC’s version of “getting a thrill shooting up my leg”.

It’s so sickeningly servile that it embarrasses ME, simply to readit.

FLABBERGHASTED.

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

-— although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate. -—

I didn’t just read that, did I? I guess I could double-check, but I’m afraid to look.

[thorvaldr]

#11. Get on your knee and grovel to you government masters.
#12. Make a list of the parts of the bill of rights that you can give up to increase your safety.

[kevkrom]

51. Large fries
52. Milkshake
53. Wear a “boob belt”
54. Plan a trip to Kashyyyk

[a fool in paradise]

(Barf) bucket list PING!

[b4its2late]

She doesn’t look a day over 75.

[mountainlion]

Contemplate Barbara Bush.

[Slyfox]

[Calvin Locke]

I'm surprised they didn't try to work "Disney" into the list: "Take your lemmings to Disney movie, Disney[whatever], cruise, etc."

Or "Write the Film Actors Guild to complain about the snub of part time actor Oprah Winfrey..."

[Revolting cat!]

[MeshugeMikey]

[Cyber Liberty]

[JoeProBono]

[NorthMountain]

Whut?