[MIchaelTArchangel]

Shouldn’t number ten be in the past tense?

[matt04]

More proof the MSM and the WH/Dem party are effectively the seam organization.

[Responsibility2nd]

Its Mobama’s birthday?

Think I’ll chow down on some chili burritos now and spend some quality time later on the toilet in her honor.

[KarlInOhio]

Turn over a couple of shovels of dirt as part of a photo op and then have your groundskeepers plant, maintain and harvest your garden.

[gaijin]

This is ABC’s version of “getting a thrill shooting up my leg”.

It’s so sickeningly servile that it embarrasses ME, simply to readit.

FLABBERGHASTED.

[St_Thomas_Aquinas]

-— although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate. -—

I didn’t just read that, did I? I guess I could double-check, but I’m afraid to look.

[kevkrom]

51. Large fries
52. Milkshake
53. Wear a “boob belt”
54. Plan a trip to Kashyyyk

[a fool in paradise]

(Barf) bucket list PING!

[b4its2late]

She doesn’t look a day over 75.

[mountainlion]

Contemplate Barbara Bush.

[Slyfox]

[Calvin Locke]

I'm surprised they didn't try to work "Disney" into the list: "Take your lemmings to Disney movie, Disney[whatever], cruise, etc."

Or "Write the Film Actors Guild to complain about the snub of part time actor Oprah Winfrey..."

[MeshugeMikey]

[Cyber Liberty]

[jersey117]

Let’s not and say we did

[VerySadAmerican]

This could be satire. But it’s not. What it is, is sickening. Half the people in this country worship the obamas and they all believe he’s handsome and she’s beautiful. That’s how brainwashed they are.

[Vaquero]

My list:

Eat a greasy burger
Have Hetero relations with spouse
Drink a Big Gulp
Extra salt on those fries
Groove to Van Halen
Call the POSOTUS, POSOTUS
Drink lots of Beer
Go out plinking

[KGeorge]

11. Wear one of those padded derrieres in the super-ginormous size that says “Happy Buttday” across it.

[DannyTN]

1. Stare angrily
2. Stare angrily at Barack
3. Promote a garden grown in toxic waste.
4. Don't eat any of the produce grown in the toxic garden.
5. Feed children horrible tasting food.
6. Enjoy a privileged life while dissing your country.
7. Admit Barack was born in Kenya.
8. Vacation in Hawaii.
9. Buy super expensive clothes that look like they were homeless shelter rejects.

[txrefugee]

!. Pray for deliverance from the plague visited upon our nation.

2. Get a root canal.

3. Schedule a colonoscopy.