50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday (barf!)

ABC News ^ | January 17, 2014

[rightwingintelligentsia]

First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 today, and although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate.

If your invite to Saturday’s dance party in Washington went missing, here are 50 other ways to honor the first lady on her big day — by doing some of her favorite things, from wearing stylish dresses to eating your veggies to doing the Dougie, preferably with Jimmy Fallon.

1. Dance to Beyonce

2. Eat your vegetables

3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too

4. Work out yours arms

5. Make the cover of Vogue

6. Call the president, “Barack”

7. Plant a garden

8. Buy a Jason Wu dress

9. Drink lots of water

10. Get bangs

[a fool in paradise]

Americans are getting Monday off as a holy day in her honor. Cause BARACK is just that generous!

[a fool in paradise]

48. Put a heckler in his place

[jersey117]

Let’s not and say we did

[a fool in paradise]

41. Travel the world on Air Force One

If there was "lifestyle equality" in this world, we could but instead the taxpayers fund the Obama's lavish lifestyle.

[a fool in paradise]

35. Thank a veteran

By taking away his/her promised money...

[GeronL]

what the crap...?

[VerySadAmerican]

This could be satire. But it’s not. What it is, is sickening. Half the people in this country worship the obamas and they all believe he’s handsome and she’s beautiful. That’s how brainwashed they are.

[Vaquero]

My list:

Eat a greasy burger
Have Hetero relations with spouse
Drink a Big Gulp
Extra salt on those fries
Groove to Van Halen
Call the POSOTUS, POSOTUS
Drink lots of Beer
Go out plinking

[Revolting cat!]

In that movie (”The Phantom of Liberty”) crapping was done in public, while eating was done in private. It’s on Youtube, I understand.

[KGeorge]

11. Wear one of those padded derrieres in the super-ginormous size that says “Happy Buttday” across it.

[DannyTN]

1. Stare angrily
2. Stare angrily at Barack
3. Promote a garden grown in toxic waste.
4. Don't eat any of the produce grown in the toxic garden.
5. Feed children horrible tasting food.
6. Enjoy a privileged life while dissing your country.
7. Admit Barack was born in Kenya.
8. Vacation in Hawaii.
9. Buy super expensive clothes that look like they were homeless shelter rejects.

[txrefugee]

!. Pray for deliverance from the plague visited upon our nation.

2. Get a root canal.

3. Schedule a colonoscopy.

[smokingfrog]

[CatherineofAragon]

They forgot:

Pull down the curtains and make yourself a dress from them.

Stuff a pillow in your pants and “celebrate” Michelle’s huge backside.

Go on a lavish vacation and stick someone else with the bill.

Visit an all-you-can-eat joint and gobble like a prize hog.

[CatherineofAragon]

I know...every time I think I can’t be shocked, I prove myself wrong.

Just try to imagine a similar screed with Laura Bush as the subject. It’s inconceivable.

[crazycatlady]

51. Let garden rot during shutdown in hopes Ted Cruz and Mike Lee will look bad.

[USNA74]

I don’t remember seeing anything remotely resembling such caca when other first ladies celebrated their birthdays. Yep, fair and balanced.

[Revolting cat!]

American "cheese" will be served at the party.

[CAluvdubya]

LOL! Good picture!

hat tacky people, they throw a party and because they have to pay for it instead of us, they tell guests to eat before they come!

Just when I think these people can't surprise me with their garbage, along they come with something else....