Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears (Truncated)

Slightly Viral ^ | January 8, 2014 | Ryan Jennings

[My hearts in London - Everett]

Oh, gummy bears! They’re so tasty and delicious you can never eat just one. In fact most of us eat them by the handful. And with diet season in full swing, some of us may be looking at the sugar-free alternative to help ease the gummy bear cravings.

But before you hop on Amazon to make a bulk purchase of the sugar-free variety, you just might want to read the safety warnings. Or better yet, take a look at the user submitted reviews. We’ve compiled the best of the best for you here at Slightly Viral…

[My hearts in London - Everett]

Original Title: Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com – The Reviews Are Priceless!

This first review is so hilarious that I had tears coming from my eyes and was laughing so hard that I could barely breathe while I reading it to my daughter!

[MeshugeMikey]

ajaja I wont give away the punchlines

Thank you,

[cripplecreek]

Hellbears

[grobdriver]

They must use sugar alcohol as a substitute.
Dr. Cruz uses that for his lo-carb diet and sugar alcohol is definitely something the body has to adjust to.

His book had a recipe for brownies. Excellent brownies! Brownies like you might eat too much of... with very similar results.

Axe me how I know...

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I about fell out of my chair laughing.

[Cicero]

I just visited Amazon, and sure enough, these reviews are real.

I thought Freepers might appreciate this one, which I found there:

“After reading the reviews I ordered several bags as gifts for some family members who voted for Obama. It worked as advertised!”

[bubbacluck]

You are correct. I couldn’t finish reading the reviews as my laughter was causing a scene here at home.

[HangnJudge]

Same problems with sugarless Cough Drops

I think it's the glycerin

http://www.drugs.com/sfx/glycerol-side-effects.html

[Redcitizen]

I laughed so much my sides hurt! Tears also came out of my eyes.

Here are a few mild quotes:

” Be sure to get Oxyclean to get the ....stains out of your...ceiling fans”

“If I go and finish the bag off, I will probably leave a suicide note”

“I can now fit in the jeans I wore in High School”

Thanks for posting!! :)

[Rio]

but you don’t want to post it here?

[Redcitizen]

Not a ping list

[Hardastarboard]

OMG!!!! You are SO right! That first review is INCREDIBLY funny.

[dynachrome]

“I think I lost a kidney!”

LOL LOL LOL

[Jack Hydrazine]

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1389661854&sr=8-1&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummi+bears

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Might be useful when Metamucil just isn’t enough.

[Jack Hydrazine]

So THAT’s what Harry ate to cause him to have that toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber.

[moose07]

Thanks for the biggest laugh in months,
this thread will run and run, Bwahaha!

[esoxmagnum]

Gummi Worms > Gummi Bears.

They also work great on a silver spoon for pike and muskie. We found them better than Mr. Twisters from Bass Pro.

Plus, you can eat them while you sit in the boat!

Try that with a Pork Squigly!

[rabidralph]

I wonder if William SHATner likes these gummy bears?

[mistfree]

now that there is funny! bags for congress is a great idea.