Posted on 01/10/2014 5:32:28 PM PST by matt1234
Three lapdancers dressed in ‘miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts’ kidnapped a club boss, a court was told.
Curtis Woodman said he was outside his office when the women, their female manager and two men drove up in two BMWs.
Mr Woodman said they ‘surrounded him’ before bundling him into one of the cars and driving off.
The women claimed he owed them more than £20,000 for working at his pop-up nightclub during the Cheltenham Festival in March 2012.
It is alleged that Mr Woodman was kidnapped, robbed of £60 cash and his £4,650 Breitling watch, and assaulted during a two-hour ordeal.
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Mr Woodman told the court in the months afterwards he had received calls demanding the money from Charlotte Devaney, 34.
On the day of the alleged incident, he said he recognised Devaney and lapdancers Mandy Cool, 29, Stephanie Pye, 31, and Rachel Goodchild, 24, when they arrived at his workplace in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, at around 4pm.
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That’s the joke. (It’s not “old,” it’s “classic.”)
Oh. At first glance I thought the title said ‘Laplanders.’
Never mind.
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