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How to Dress So Basic Bros Leave You Alone
New York Magazine ^
| KAT STOEFFEL
Posted on 01/09/2014 7:05:12 PM PST by nickcarraway
Its hard for a woman to know what exactly to wear to deflect unwanted attention from men. Man Repeller Leandra Medine's pioneering attempts didnt exactly take. Luckily, Huffington Post editors have asked the male fashion geniuses in their lives to complete the sentence I hate when women wear
According to their survey, men hate when women wear beanies, floppy hats, hair bows, open-side shirts, oversize sweaters, shoulder pads, peplums, bandeau bikinis (they just make your shoulders look like a linebacker), bright lipstick, heavy eye makeup, fake nails, bangles, pointy-toed shoes, wedge sneakers, ultra-high heels, fold-over ankle boots (it looks like the shoes have), high-waisted jeans, high-waisted shorts, high-waisted skirts (it lacks a certain degree of subtlety), pantsuits (youre a woman, not a man), drop-crotch pants (really, any loose fitting pants,) and mullet dresses (I just don't get it where's the party? You are covering the back!"). The question is how to wear all of these things at once.
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: piaps
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To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
01/10/2014 2:22:48 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
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To: Daffynition
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posted on
01/10/2014 2:33:42 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
[winces at the thought of taking that one off]
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posted on
01/10/2014 2:37:11 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: JoeProBono
That's winnah!
104
posted on
01/10/2014 2:37:56 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.)
To: RichInOC
there is saran wrap underneath
105
posted on
01/10/2014 2:40:19 AM PST
by
yldstrk
(My heroes have always been cowboys)
To: GOP Poet
can’t sleep?
the dogs woke me up to go out, sigh...........
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posted on
01/10/2014 2:41:23 AM PST
by
yldstrk
(My heroes have always been cowboys)
To: ConservativeStatement
OMG Pantsuit camel toe!?!?!?!?!
I NEED EYE BLEACH!
107
posted on
01/10/2014 2:46:27 AM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: nickcarraway; All
108
posted on
01/10/2014 2:55:00 AM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(His best hope is to keep his butt in New Jersy)
To: KC_Lion
Cute girls, badly lit picture. The bunny is a nice touch.
But seriously ... you can reach your late 40s, wear a long dress and a long coat and a head covering and trail five or six kids after you. Men won’t ignore you, but they’ll all call you “Ma’am” or “Mami” and hold doors and fetch stuff down from the top of the Walmart shelves for you.
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posted on
01/10/2014 3:04:00 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Tell the mad chameleon he's not welcome anymore.)
To: Mad Dawgg
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posted on
01/10/2014 3:12:35 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
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To: ETL
yep - she’s all class ....too bad it’s third
To: Daffynition
Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia Buttocks
To: nickcarraway
Hate denim capris on women. No woman looks good in them.
To: Calvin Locke
Might I suggest eBay for that cheap copy of some celebrity's engagement ring, or even a cheap ring that looks like a wedding band? I know a woman who refers to them as pest control strips.
To: KC_Lion
Those 1950's Era Cheerleader Outfits are Less Revealing and Yet More Sexy than anything Cyrus has done. You mean like the USC Song Girls? That is sexy.
To: KC_Lion
To: ETL
They are both beards for each other.
Cozy.
LOL.
To: Daffynition
That’s a photoshop of course, right?
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posted on
01/10/2014 4:55:37 AM PST
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: ETL
It *may* be....*First NoLady Michelle Obama is the new spokesperson for Ho On The Go!.
Ho On The Go is a clothing and accessories line created by Monica Lewinsky.*
It could be from one of her *favorite* designers.....not something one would normally see at J Crew.
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:26:40 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
01/10/2014 5:29:55 AM PST
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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