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How to Dress So Basic Bros Leave You Alone
New York Magazine ^ | KAT STOEFFEL

Posted on 01/09/2014 7:05:12 PM PST by nickcarraway

It’s hard for a woman to know what exactly to wear to deflect unwanted attention from men. Man Repeller Leandra Medine's pioneering attempts didn’t exactly take. Luckily, Huffington Post editors have asked the male fashion geniuses in their lives to complete the sentence “I hate when women wear…” According to their survey, men hate when women wear beanies, floppy hats, hair bows, open-side shirts, oversize sweaters, shoulder pads, peplums, bandeau bikinis (“they just make your shoulders look like a linebacker”), bright lipstick, heavy eye makeup, fake nails, bangles, pointy-toed shoes, wedge sneakers, ultra-high heels, fold-over ankle boots (“it looks like the shoes have), high-waisted jeans, high-waisted shorts, high-waisted skirts (“it lacks a certain degree of subtlety”), pantsuits (“you’re a woman, not a man”), drop-crotch pants (“really, any loose fitting pants,) and mullet dresses (“I just don't get it — where's the party? You are covering the back!"). The question is how to wear all of these things at once.


TOPICS: Society
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To: MeshugeMikey

101 posted on 01/10/2014 2:22:48 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Daffynition

102 posted on 01/10/2014 2:33:42 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

[winces at the thought of taking that one off]


103 posted on 01/10/2014 2:37:11 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: JoeProBono
That's winnah!


104 posted on 01/10/2014 2:37:56 AM PST by Daffynition (It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.)
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To: RichInOC

there is saran wrap underneath


105 posted on 01/10/2014 2:40:19 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: GOP Poet

can’t sleep?

the dogs woke me up to go out, sigh...........


106 posted on 01/10/2014 2:41:23 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: ConservativeStatement
OMG Pantsuit camel toe!?!?!?!?!

I NEED EYE BLEACH!

107 posted on 01/10/2014 2:46:27 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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108 posted on 01/10/2014 2:55:00 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (His best hope is to keep his butt in New Jersy)
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To: KC_Lion

Cute girls, badly lit picture. The bunny is a nice touch.

But seriously ... you can reach your late 40s, wear a long dress and a long coat and a head covering and trail five or six kids after you. Men won’t ignore you, but they’ll all call you “Ma’am” or “Mami” and hold doors and fetch stuff down from the top of the Walmart shelves for you.


109 posted on 01/10/2014 3:04:00 AM PST by Tax-chick (Tell the mad chameleon he's not welcome anymore.)
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To: Mad Dawgg

110 posted on 01/10/2014 3:12:35 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: ETL

yep - she’s all class ....too bad it’s third


111 posted on 01/10/2014 3:19:45 AM PST by Revelation 911
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To: Daffynition

Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia Buttocks


112 posted on 01/10/2014 4:21:48 AM PST by twister881
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To: nickcarraway

Hate denim capris on women. No woman looks good in them.


113 posted on 01/10/2014 4:32:44 AM PST by SeaHawkFan
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To: Calvin Locke
Might I suggest eBay for that cheap copy of some celebrity's engagement ring, or even a cheap ring that looks like a wedding band?

I know a woman who refers to them as pest control strips.

114 posted on 01/10/2014 4:36:27 AM PST by SeaHawkFan
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To: KC_Lion
Those 1950's Era Cheerleader Outfits are Less Revealing and Yet More Sexy than anything Cyrus has done.

You mean like the USC Song Girls? That is sexy.

115 posted on 01/10/2014 4:40:46 AM PST by SeaHawkFan
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To: KC_Lion

Love ‘em! :-)


116 posted on 01/10/2014 4:40:54 AM PST by left that other site
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To: ETL

They are both beards for each other.

Cozy.

LOL.


117 posted on 01/10/2014 4:50:04 AM PST by left that other site
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To: Daffynition

That’s a photoshop of course, right?


118 posted on 01/10/2014 4:55:37 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

It *may* be....*First NoLady Michelle Obama is the new spokesperson for “Ho On The Go!”.
Ho On The Go is a clothing and accessories line created by Monica Lewinsky.*

It could be from one of her *favorite* designers.....not something one would normally see at J Crew.


119 posted on 01/10/2014 5:26:40 AM PST by Daffynition (It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.)
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To: Daffynition
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120 posted on 01/10/2014 5:29:55 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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