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***THE FIRST OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD OF 2014***

Posted on 01/03/2014 7:05:30 AM PST by Lucky9teen


"Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." ~ Mark Twain

"Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account." – Oscar Wilde


"A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other." ~ Anonymous

"This year, let's resolve to make better bad decisions." – someecards


“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.” ~ Joey Adams

"May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!" – Aleister Crowley


"New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." ~ James Agate

"You want me to spend more time with Dad? What about my New Year's resolution?" – Homer Simpson


"You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time." – Charlie Brown

"My New Year's resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds." – Nia Vardalos


Dear God, my prayer for 2014 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did last year. ~ Anonymous

For my new year’s resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar. ~ Anonymous



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2014; ofst; silliness
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25 New Year’s Resolutions Every Person Should Actually Make For 2014
1 posted on 01/03/2014 7:05:31 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP!! Woohoo!!


2 posted on 01/03/2014 7:05:46 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Morning all/

IBTP.


3 posted on 01/03/2014 7:07:09 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Yay!!! IBTP


4 posted on 01/03/2014 7:09:07 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("The GOP fights its own base with far more vigor than it employs in fighting the Dims.")
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To: Lucky9teen

Heh. First top ten for me.


5 posted on 01/03/2014 7:09:41 AM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP!!


6 posted on 01/03/2014 7:09:45 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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7 posted on 01/03/2014 7:09:52 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Friday! yay! Thanks Lucky for posting this, I actually forgot to be looking for it... :0


8 posted on 01/03/2014 7:10:42 AM PST by jag.drafting
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To: jag.drafting

I know, right. There was no OFST last week so....

Outta sight. Outta mind.


9 posted on 01/03/2014 7:13:01 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lucky9teen

in!


10 posted on 01/03/2014 7:13:27 AM PST by Iron head mike (Phil is right.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20.


11 posted on 01/03/2014 7:16:33 AM PST by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
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To: Lucky9teen
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12 posted on 01/03/2014 7:17:09 AM PST by SkyDancer ("How Can People Ask Forgiveness If They Won't Forgive Others?")
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To: ShadowAce

13 posted on 01/03/2014 7:19:38 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future...


14 posted on 01/03/2014 7:23:39 AM PST by Heartlander (We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Oldie, but goodie...


15 posted on 01/03/2014 7:24:06 AM PST by Slyfox (We want our pre-existing HEALTH INSURANCE back!)
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To: Lucky9teen

16 posted on 01/03/2014 7:24:26 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: SkyDancer
Which one is a best fit?

17 posted on 01/03/2014 7:24:44 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

             
                         gibsmedat !
18 posted on 01/03/2014 7:25:28 AM PST by tomkat
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To: Lucky9teen

I will repeat my resolution for the last several years......

I hereby resolve to MAKE NO OTHER RESOLUTIONS.

I haven’t broken my New Years resolution in years!!!!


19 posted on 01/03/2014 7:27:46 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: BenLurkin

Why did they spell his name backwards only on his shirt?


20 posted on 01/03/2014 7:28:08 AM PST by Heartlander (We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
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