Posted on 01/02/2014 1:44:46 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
He missed his golden opportunity to start a polygamous relationship in the most liberal State of the union. The judge would have accepted it right there.
It was a Boston Toe Party....
” This little piggy went to the market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way to the reattachment surgery room”
(with apologies to Lillie Martin Spencer)
but, do we know what this “lesbian” girl looks like? So many lesbians go out of their way to have a mannish appearance. She may not have been attractive at all.
Dick Morris?
I have never been that mad or that drunk to bite somebody’s toe off. Severing a bone, even a pinkie bone, takes a lot of strength and focus, ask any Dentist who’s done root or molar extractions. It’s not like pulling a leaf off a tree.
Could have been a lipstick lesbian.
Maybe she didn’t toe the party line!
“We oughta have a birthday party,
And you can wear you birthday clothes
We can hit the floor
And go explore those
Popsicle toes.
You got the nicest North America
This sailor ever saw.”
“Popsicle Toes” by Michael Franks
Did they have to call a toe truck?
I was going to say that this thread really needed pictures, but reconsidered.
That’s Boston Tea Party NOT Boston Toe Party.
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home
I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home
Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you
I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?
Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me
I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?
If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree
Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam
—The Shaggs
Lol.
Toe-biting non-ping?
Bra ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaa!
Yeah, a ‘Toe Cage Match’.....loser leaves town!
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