I have never been that mad or that drunk to bite somebody’s toe off. Severing a bone, even a pinkie bone, takes a lot of strength and focus, ask any Dentist who’s done root or molar extractions. It’s not like pulling a leaf off a tree.
I have never been that mad or that drunk to bite somebody’s toe off....Me neither, but an ear in Saigon and one more in Hong Kong. Tastes like shiite.
JERRY: She got the promotion?< /SEINFELDELAINE (standing in the doorway): Yep.
JERRY: Why?
ELAINE: I'll tell ya why. Because of her pinky toe, that's why. Because Lippman felt so sorry for her, he didn't want to hurt her feelings.
JERRY: Too bad.
ELAINE: Sure, the pinky toe is cute! But, I mean, what is it? It's useless! It does nothing. It's got that little nail that is just impossible to cut. What do we need it for?
JERRY: Because Elaine, that's the one that goes 'wee-wee-wee all the home.'
ELAINE: Why don't you just shut the f-
KRAMER (from his doorway): Hey Elaine, did you hear the good news? Toby got promoted!
ELAINE: Yes, I heard, Kramer - I work there, remember??
KRAMER: Yeah, and you know what she told me? She said her first order of business is to put my coffee table book into the bookstores as soon as possible.
ELAINE: Oh, wonderful!
KRAMER: You know, throughout this whole thing, she always kept a smile on her face.
ELAINE: Oh, of course! She's deranged.