[duckman]

I wonder how many guys lost their.... oh never mind.

[fidelis]

All I can say is, if you go swimming at any river named “Parana”, you’re just asking for trouble.

[AU72]

Sounds like a great place for the LGBT crowd to go if they want to save on surgery.

[Beowulf9]

I learned about how dangerous Piranhas are after seeing the movie, Lost World, based on a book written by Arthur Conan Doyle.

I would not have gone in that water.

[Gamecock]

The attack occurred at a beach along the city's Parana River, where residents were trying to escape scorching 100-degree temperatures. More than 20 children were wounded by the hyper-aggressive fish, with one seven-year-old-girl reportedly losing a piece of her finger.

Wonder if anyone lost their pinky toe?

[JoeProBono]

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

They should have taken a lesson from this girl;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA

[AnAmericanAbroad]

In Argentina, the fish sticks eat you!

[Buckeye McFrog]

I feel a screenplay for Piranhanado coming on....

[null and void]

[a fool in paradise]

Not so merry Christmas?

[Red Badger]

A shoal of piranhas?................

[deks]

Christmas piranha. . .

[nascarnation]

I witnessed a “flash mob” of urban youts clean out a beverage truck in Wash DC. Piranha was exactly the thing that came to mind.

[Windflier]

"The attack occurred at a beach along the city's Parana River..."

Should have been their first clue.

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

looks like the people who make sharknado now have a new idea for a movie, but what should they call it?

[Organic Panic]

I wonder how many Obama voters are asking themselves how can it be so hot in Argentina in December?