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Total freakin' vanity. :)
Boy do I have a twisted mind.
| Christmas Eve Day
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 12/24/2013 3:23:11 PM PST by Lazamataz
Where I work, Goodwill Enterprises does the janitorial work. The other day, two of the guys were eating lunch outside on the lawn, and one of them dropped some of his vegetables on the ground. I looked at them and said:
"Peas, on earth. Goodwill. Two men."
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To: Lazamataz
41
posted on
12/24/2013 4:13:36 PM PST
by
carlo3b
(Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.. Henry Kissinger)
To: Dog; Lazamataz; All
Happy Festivus!
42
posted on
12/24/2013 4:17:36 PM PST
by
don-o
(don-o loves Mrs. Don-o)
To: Lazamataz
HAHAHAHA!!! Merry Christmas, The Laz! :-)
43
posted on
12/24/2013 4:18:31 PM PST
by
WXRGina
(The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Lazamataz
Adding another patty to the humor pile, if you peas . . .
44
posted on
12/24/2013 4:19:28 PM PST
by
tomkat
(ok, so it's ten years old, it's also free, so quit gripin')
To: don-o
45
posted on
12/24/2013 4:19:48 PM PST
by
Dog
(Founding member of the Osama Bin Laden was alive the whole time club..)
(prolly a class 2 felony in today's Amerika)
46
posted on
12/24/2013 4:21:21 PM PST
by
tomkat
To: Lazamataz
47
posted on
12/24/2013 4:31:52 PM PST
by
PieterCasparzen
(We have to fix things ourselves)
To: Lazamataz
You are incorrigible. Don't change a thing.
Merry Christmas, Laz- and don't forget to eat your peace.
48
posted on
12/24/2013 4:34:55 PM PST
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: JRandomFreeper; Lazamataz
How do you know Laz was sober?
49
posted on
12/24/2013 4:36:52 PM PST
by
Valpal1
(If the police can t solve a problem with brute force, they ll find a way to fix it with brute force)
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas, Laz and all Freepers!
To: PieterCasparzen
What violins? I didn’t get any audio. Is there an app I have to install?
51
posted on
12/24/2013 4:40:03 PM PST
by
berdie
To: Valpal1; Lazamataz
Because I know Laz. And there isn't a news story about the end of the world. ;)
/johnny
To: Lazamataz
Hey Laz, are you doing a 9:00 and 11:00 show as well?
53
posted on
12/24/2013 4:58:31 PM PST
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: berdie
All the violins, man, people hurtin’ each other.
54
posted on
12/24/2013 5:12:02 PM PST
by
PieterCasparzen
(We have to fix things ourselves)
To: Delta Dawn; Lazamataz
Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
55
posted on
12/24/2013 5:12:32 PM PST
by
PieterCasparzen
(We have to fix things ourselves)
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas Laz. Thanks for a clean chuckle.
56
posted on
12/24/2013 5:14:16 PM PST
by
MomwithHope
(Let's make Mark Levin's The Liberty Amendments a reality!)
To: Lazamataz
57
posted on
12/24/2013 5:44:17 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Lazamataz
He’ll be here all week folks. Don’t forget to tip your wait-staff and bartenders!
58
posted on
12/24/2013 5:57:19 PM PST
by
Mathews
(Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
To: Lazamataz
You Duh Man!!!
HeeLarryUs!
Merry Christmas
59
posted on
12/24/2013 6:55:30 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Lazamataz
Did they hold you down and give you a pink belly? :-) Good one Laz! Merry Christmas!
60
posted on
12/24/2013 7:39:06 PM PST
by
PrairieDawg
(This space for rent.)
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