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Total freakin' vanity. :)
Boy do I have a twisted mind. | Christmas Eve Day | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/24/2013 3:23:11 PM PST by Lazamataz

Where I work, Goodwill Enterprises does the janitorial work. The other day, two of the guys were eating lunch outside on the lawn, and one of them dropped some of his vegetables on the ground. I looked at them and said:

"Peas, on earth. Goodwill. Two men."


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A little holiday chuckle.
1 posted on 12/24/2013 3:23:11 PM PST by Lazamataz
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Hog-tied man dressed as Santa found dead outside Russian home
2 posted on 12/24/2013 3:24:42 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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The scary part is that you came up with it stone cold sober.

/johnny

3 posted on 12/24/2013 3:25:12 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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LOL! I saw that. How... festive! :)


4 posted on 12/24/2013 3:25:25 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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Merry Christmas chucklehead!
And BTW, eat your peas.....


5 posted on 12/24/2013 3:25:39 PM PST by caver (Obama: Home of the Whopper)
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6 posted on 12/24/2013 3:26:03 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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They had a sitcom about a family with an obsession for putting beef in a blender:

Boy, meat’s whirled.


7 posted on 12/24/2013 3:26:04 PM PST by struggle
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Visualize whirled peas.


8 posted on 12/24/2013 3:26:08 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Grooooan....But it did give me a chuckle, lol.


9 posted on 12/24/2013 3:26:50 PM PST by berdie
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Merry Christmas, Laz.

/johnny

10 posted on 12/24/2013 3:27:06 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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LOL! I suppose I deserve that. :)


11 posted on 12/24/2013 3:27:10 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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Very little...

Merry Christmas, Laz!


12 posted on 12/24/2013 3:27:44 PM PST by SauronOfMordor (Socialists want YOUR wealth redistributed, never THEIRS!)
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And to you, sir. :)


13 posted on 12/24/2013 3:28:20 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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lol


14 posted on 12/24/2013 3:28:24 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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Johnny!!


15 posted on 12/24/2013 3:29:08 PM PST by Dog (Founding member of the Osama Bin Laden was alive the whole time club..)
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A little holiday chuckle.

Very little, actually. Chucklississimo, at best. Or perhaps a nanochuckle. But Merry Christmas anyway, Laz.

16 posted on 12/24/2013 3:29:49 PM PST by Maceman (Just say "NO" to tyranny.)
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Happy Festivus!


17 posted on 12/24/2013 3:30:27 PM PST by Dog (Founding member of the Osama Bin Laden was alive the whole time club..)
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Jim!!!

/johnny

18 posted on 12/24/2013 3:30:36 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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Hah! You really earned points with that one!

somewhere...

;-)

19 posted on 12/24/2013 3:31:23 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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Merry Christmas to you. This must be old home week.

/johnny

20 posted on 12/24/2013 3:31:43 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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