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Total freakin' vanity. :)
Boy do I have a twisted mind. | Christmas Eve Day | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/24/2013 3:23:11 PM PST by Lazamataz

Where I work, Goodwill Enterprises does the janitorial work. The other day, two of the guys were eating lunch outside on the lawn, and one of them dropped some of his vegetables on the ground. I looked at them and said:

"Peas, on earth. Goodwill. Two men."


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To: Lazamataz

How I Meat Your Mother

http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19910528&slug=1285840


41 posted on 12/24/2013 4:13:36 PM PST by carlo3b (Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.. Henry Kissinger)
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To: Dog; Lazamataz; All
Happy Festivus!

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42 posted on 12/24/2013 4:17:36 PM PST by don-o (don-o loves Mrs. Don-o)
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To: Lazamataz

HAHAHAHA!!! Merry Christmas, The Laz! :-)


43 posted on 12/24/2013 4:18:31 PM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Lazamataz
Adding another patty to the humor pile, if you peas . . .


             

44 posted on 12/24/2013 4:19:28 PM PST by tomkat (ok, so it's ten years old, it's also free, so quit gripin')
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To: don-o

LOL!


45 posted on 12/24/2013 4:19:48 PM PST by Dog (Founding member of the Osama Bin Laden was alive the whole time club..)
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(prolly a class 2 felony in today's Amerika)
46 posted on 12/24/2013 4:21:21 PM PST by tomkat
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To: Lazamataz

Stop the violins.


47 posted on 12/24/2013 4:31:52 PM PST by PieterCasparzen (We have to fix things ourselves)
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To: Lazamataz
You are incorrigible. Don't change a thing.

Merry Christmas, Laz- and don't forget to eat your peace.

48 posted on 12/24/2013 4:34:55 PM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: JRandomFreeper; Lazamataz

How do you know Laz was sober?


49 posted on 12/24/2013 4:36:52 PM PST by Valpal1 (If the police can t solve a problem with brute force, they ll find a way to fix it with brute force)
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas, Laz and all Freepers!


50 posted on 12/24/2013 4:39:41 PM PST by stilloftyhenight (call it ODemocratcare)
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To: PieterCasparzen

What violins? I didn’t get any audio. Is there an app I have to install?


51 posted on 12/24/2013 4:40:03 PM PST by berdie
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To: Valpal1; Lazamataz
Because I know Laz. And there isn't a news story about the end of the world. ;)

/johnny

52 posted on 12/24/2013 4:41:55 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Lazamataz

Hey Laz, are you doing a 9:00 and 11:00 show as well?


53 posted on 12/24/2013 4:58:31 PM PST by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: berdie

All the violins, man, people hurtin’ each other.


54 posted on 12/24/2013 5:12:02 PM PST by PieterCasparzen (We have to fix things ourselves)
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To: Delta Dawn; Lazamataz

Don’t forget to tip your waitress.


55 posted on 12/24/2013 5:12:32 PM PST by PieterCasparzen (We have to fix things ourselves)
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas Laz. Thanks for a clean chuckle.


56 posted on 12/24/2013 5:14:16 PM PST by MomwithHope (Let's make Mark Levin's The Liberty Amendments a reality!)
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To: Lazamataz
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57 posted on 12/24/2013 5:44:17 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Lazamataz

He’ll be here all week folks. Don’t forget to tip your wait-staff and bartenders!


58 posted on 12/24/2013 5:57:19 PM PST by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))
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To: Lazamataz

You Duh Man!!!

HeeLarryUs!

Merry Christmas


59 posted on 12/24/2013 6:55:30 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Lazamataz

Did they hold you down and give you a pink belly? :-) Good one Laz! Merry Christmas!


60 posted on 12/24/2013 7:39:06 PM PST by PrairieDawg (This space for rent.)
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